Alan

Doing stuff and things NCSU

[Spider ☆ @invertedcurse]

Psylocke skin so ass they had to pull out Mahoraga

[Jorge Rodríguez @jorgertg98]

The rabbit hole goes even deeper: they faked the film itself. Those people on screen? Paid actors, all of them

[jack @actionjack69]

The Heat "leaking" that Bron opening presser was 100% PolyMart/Kalshi market manipulation btw

[Capo🎧🎬 @jayy_capooo]

That first Josh Allen meatball sub

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

I feel like we haven't been discussing him in The Odyssey enough. He was just as unlikeable as Robert Pattinson.

[Slaybix @SIaybix]

Imagine announcing you’re going fully digital and while the world still hates you for it, your platform goes down for hours… rendering all digital games useless 😭

[KIΠG KUΠT∆ @RNB215]

Those Sixers tickets won’t even have prices next to it, just names of human organs.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

I’m ugly lemme tell ya. Circe fed a pig some soup and it turned into me!

[The Textman 🇳🇬 @MarchVeryOwn4]

left bronny in la like a reverse fresh prince

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

Odysseus getting ready to sail through the sirens

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

LeBron telling Bronny why he can’t come with him to Philadelphia

[Nolan Guy @yournolanguy]

Me and bro getting ready for dune in IMAX

[Dennis Young @dpyoung13]

LeWaterUnderLeBridge

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

LeBron announcing his return to the Eastern Conference

[bum @BattleRapBum]

philly cheesesteak wit da bron hennessy

[sitcom crave @sitcomcrave]

i know Quinta Brunson’s pen just flew into her hand like Thor’s hammer 😭😭

[Hirsche Henstrom @hirsche_h]

when I bring snacks to school and the teacher asks “did you bring enough for the whole class?”

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

companies: we can’t find anyone to hire!

their hiring process: