Alan Marston

54 year old guy. Disabled vet. Former police officer. Free thinker. I tweet funny things, political things and sport things.

[Alan Marston @AlanMarston]

@wolfgang_sj @outdoor_bass Tell me you don't understand comedy and satire without telling me....

[Alan Marston @AlanMarston]

@realDonaldTrump Ridiculous photo shop you idiot

[Alan Marston @AlanMarston]

@Tifdawg @TimothyDSnyder Numbers aren't your strong point are they? Bless your heart.

[Alan Marston @AlanMarston]

@TraderNurseUSA @ProjectLincoln Jesus you idiot, it was a salute

[Alan Marston @AlanMarston]

@J_MAXIMUS @roguesnradvisor Your felon

[Alan Marston @AlanMarston]

@RepTonyGonzales Funding the fire breaks that you opposed would help you half wit. Save your damn platitudes.

[Alan Marston @AlanMarston]

@SenJohnCurtis S if you ACTUALLY gave a Damn, you would support firefighters by funding them properly. funding the fuel breaks that you opposed. Tweets like this are grand standing and shows you to be the worthless political hack that you truly are. Thoughts and prayers don't effing work.

[Alan Marston @AlanMarston]

@RepEliCrane How about supporting them by voting for the fuel breaks instead of waiting for a disaster to show fake support as a political BS move you frigging hack

[Alan Marston @AlanMarston]

@Kloridrix @matthewmercer There he is.. Worst person on The planet today. Be dickish elsewhere dude

[Alan Marston @AlanMarston]

@SpeakerJohnson 1.7% is NOT a landslide. Sorry you don't understand what size of a margin is a landslide.

[Alan Marston @AlanMarston]

@DefiyantlyFree @Liz_Cheney Imagine being so clueless, so bought into the cult that you can't understand the basic concept of SEEING THE DAMN THING UNFOLD ON TV. You are delusional as hell and should just delete your account.

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#PresidentMusk

[Alan Marston @AlanMarston]

Really love the convenience of @DoorDash while staying at hotels for work. However, when you order a sandwich from @jerseymikes and request light oil, vinegar, and mustard and get this, the convenience is gone, and so is my expense report. Glad I bought trail mix...

[Alan Marston @AlanMarston]

@CelinaRGlitta @Trump_Regrets @realDonaldTrump So you have entered the Find Out phase of your vote. Cool. Pretty sure that you are going to have many more regrets. So thanks for that.

[Alan Marston @AlanMarston]

@JerryMoran You support a treasonous con man who called us “suckers and losers”. With all intended disrespect, go screw off.

[Alan Marston @AlanMarston]

@BrooksS1748 @KSHB41 Bad menu, mismanagement, corporate greed. Not one bit of that is the fault of Biden/Harris policy. Get your head out of your ass and try, just TRY to see reality

[Alan Marston @AlanMarston]

@SuckItVileLibs @gtconway3d Dude, you have choices in life. Blocking @gtconway3d is an option for you so you don't have to listen to his amusing anecdotes, cute corgi pics, or the fact that he is right on track every time about the failings of the GOP. Or you can whine and post crap like this. Your call.

[Alan Marston @AlanMarston]

@SteveGarufi @tcovey11 @TheRealWMFC @onlysandro @MattPquickdraw @RyanPaulFisher @babzken #stilltoosoon

[Alan Marston @AlanMarston]

@ScottECorbin @fox4kc So how does the tinfoil hat actually feel? You are uninformed by any logical source, disregarding the actual facts of the matter, and are simply spouting the bile you consume in your radicalized echo chamber. All one has to do is look around and you will see there are homeless.

[VoteVets @votevets]

🚨JD Vance ADMITS to making up stories just to get media attention. This isn’t just a distraction—it’s a disgrace. While he plays games for headlines, our democracy is on the line. We don’t need liars like him in leadership. VOTE BLUE!

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