Alan

Christmas 1995! Take me back.

[✨ just jack ✨ @luxurytrash_]

Joan Cusack is the Toni Collette of Judy Greers

[Alan @alanOFswan]

there’s something kind of chic about a little typo here and there

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i recognize every single person on my flight

[Rich 🤌 @heyricharnold]

Sir, please…the name of the street. I can’t zoom in anymore…

[Alan @alanOFswan]

if I send you something hilarious I think it’s fine to just give it a laugh. I don’t need you to make a remark or joke in response, let’s be here now in this moment together

[Damian #TeamCirie @givemethatkeyb]

had a dream parvati was on mario kart world

[Alan @alanOFswan]

millennials love to be like “i love pizza. i love snacks. bring snacks.” and i promise it’s gonna be okay

[Shane @McClellandShane]

My dream workplace is the Unsolved Mysteries call center

[Adam Rotstein @madamepotstein]

i'm not supposed to be sharing this w people but my one-time passcode for resetting my sweetgreen account is 81238

[Alan @alanOFswan]

Anya Taylor-Joy is pickled Emma Stone

[sophia @pastoralcomical]

mychart wrapped

[Alan @alanOFswan]

@okaycoolkatie

[Alan @alanOFswan]

36+15=51 is a jarring truth

[Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain]

Ten years ago retail workers were hit with 15 psychological 9/11s

[cancela lansbury @gossipbabies]

The memes only work bc she hasn't acknowledged them. If she starts selling coconut koozies it's over. Pokemon go to the polls territory

[Alan @alanOFswan]

you cannot spell national anthem without Al an

[Alan @alanOFswan]

the internet inspires cynicism I’m well aware, but the current context of all in which we live leads me to believe healing is possible. we got this!!

[Alan @alanOFswan]

no offense but I’m so frickin exuberant

[The Fairy Art Mother @fairyartmother]

scientists here! this is happening because the color orange is orange. red is not orange and yellow is also not orange. follow for more scientist facts.