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Aspiring ruffler of feathers| Co-anchor @talksoccerafric| ManUtd Fan

[Ákùnátákásì @Alanposer]

Two factor authentication

[Ákùnátákásì @Alanposer]

Easy with the lamba na.

[Usbil @usbil01]

Moment billionaire Obi Cubana was spotted at one of his largest estates in downtown Toronto, reportedly worth over $500 million.

[Ákùnátákásì @Alanposer]

Bitter fellow. Sour grapes I guess 😀

[Samuel Luckhurst @samuelluckhurst]

Radio silence from #mufc early this morning amid enquiry on Tielemans before it emerged. Drastic change of plans after missing out on prime midfield targets. A good player but sense of chaos engulfing United. Missing out on targets, a deal collapsing and moving for older target than intended. Club also denied they had agreed £48m + £2m in add-ons for Andrey Santos last week, only for it to be confirmed the following day.

[Landmark Nike Lake Resort Enugu @nikelakeresort_]

When our Group CEO, Paul Onwuanibe, makes the announcement himself, you know it's big🔥

The Upside Down House is now open at Landmark Nike Lake Resort, Enugu. The first in Southeast Nigeria and the second in West Africa.

Get your tickets at https://t.co/UNDFbsawQl

[Ákùnátákásì @Alanposer]

Mbappe is such a delight to watch

[TrendingPolitics.ca @TrendPolCa]

PM @MarkJCarney has been waging a war in the shadows against Donald Trump, using a network of elite connections to quietly undermine the U.S. President at every turn.

The WSJ reports the exclusive details of how it happened, and the answer has nothing to do with tariffs or troops. 🧵👇 (1/8)

[Tobias Schneider @tobiaschneider]

I have a friend with a pretty disagreeable personality who ended up having a pretty fantastic career in management consulting simply because he was the *only* person on any project team who actually read all the documents. Like 324-page internal technical reports.

[Paul Olind @OlindPaul]

I thought Brazilians were joking at first, but while the rest of us blame their decline on the disappearance of favela-style footballers, many Brazilians themselves are pointing the finger at neopentecostalism. That's an intriguing POV...

[Ákùnátákásì @Alanposer]

😂😂😂

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: I was in New York, and I met a great police officer in New York. He said, “Sir, I want to thank you.”

I said, “For what?”

He said, “My wife didn’t think very much of me. We were having marital difficulties, actually. She thought I was nothing. I’m a police officer. I’m a tough guy.”

I looked at him—the muscles were all over the place. He didn’t suffer from that, but she thought maybe that muscle wasn’t so good because he was always losing money in the stock market.

And he said, “Sir, in the last year and a half, my 401(k) is up 74%, sir, and she thinks I’m Warren Buffett. She thinks I’m a super genius.”

I said, “How are you getting along with her?”

He said, “Well, I’m not so sure I like her anymore.”

[Ákùnátákásì @Alanposer]

And they let Alonso go to Chelsea

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🚨 EXCLUSIVE: ARNE SLOT AND LIVERPOOL TO PART WAYS WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT. 💣

It’s over between the Dutch manager and Liverpool after end of the season review. 👋🏼

Andoni Iraola, clear favorite to take over as next #LFC head coach.

[Ákùnátákásì @Alanposer]

@PsudoMike Fr. They are doing everything right.

[Ákùnátákásì @Alanposer]

@NaijaMilanista Not on my soil🫵

[Ákùnátákásì @Alanposer]

😭🙌

[Ákùnátákásì @Alanposer]

@NaijaMilanista @NicoSchira 😅😅

[Ákùnátákásì @Alanposer]

Totally agree!

[Kachii @badasskachii]

I survived Messi winning the World Cup, Arsenal winning the league means nothing

[Ákùnátákásì @Alanposer]

This is why they shouldn’t have won this league. Amorim, you do this one oh! Over to you PSG

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

If We remove Ballon D’or, Bukayo Saka is actually better than Lionel Messi.

I’m talking skills, technique, shot power, speed and passing ability.

Don’t get me wrong Messi is a great player, but he didn’t singlehandedly lead a club to a title in over 20 years ❤️😂

#COYG ❤️

[Ákùnátákásì @Alanposer]

No way Declan was better than Bruno this season

[Kalshi EPL @KalshiEPL]

🚨 BREAKING: Declan Rice is now the frontrunner to win Premier League Player of the Season ahead of Bruno Fernandes.

[Gbenga Samuel-Wemimo @GbengaWemimo]

There is a place for forgiveness in marriage
There is also a place for genuine repentance
We shouldn't be all daggers drawn over the issue of infidelity
Cheating spouses, be it husband or wife, do not always cheat for malicious reasons
I admit that no excuse under heaven is good enough, but our love should be stronger than death

I know husbands who forgave their wives' indiscretion, and both of them are still together and happy till tomorrow
I also know several wives who forgave their husbands for their indiscretions regarding sexual relationships with another woman

Every case cannot lead to the same conclusion of divorce or separation. Reconciliation, healing, and restitution are also bona fide options for many

The man knows his wife, and the wife knows her husband.
In the uniqueness of their knowledge of each other and the depth of the love they share, if there is room for forgiveness, that option should also be explored.

[Sammy Tourani @SammyTourani]

Wealthsimple is the best Canadian unicorn to work at.

Prove me wrong.

[Ákùnátákásì @Alanposer]

Lol, for a relegation bound player?

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 West Ham United want a fee of £84M from clubs looking to sign midfielder Mateus Fernandes.

This works out as 𝗗𝗢𝗨𝗕𝗟𝗘 what they paid to sign him from Southampton last summer.

(Source: Football Insider)

[Ákùnátákásì @Alanposer]

We shall be there!

[Saeed TV @SaeedTV_]

30th May we have to unite for the biggest hate-along in football history.