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[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Scenario: Trump is elected.

Trump immediately cuts off funding for Ukraine's defense, NATO (US allies) are in turmoil as Russian troops start to mass at Poland's border. Poland and other countries call for a US response, they are ignored.
Meanwhile Trump again starts a trade war with China, imposing heavy tariffs not only on China, but on US allies like Canada and the EU. Food prices in the USA skyrocket.
Several incursions on Polish territory by Russian Troops takes place. NATO decides to move into a defensive posture against Russia without US backing.
President Xi of China sees the USA as weak for not defending a NATO ally and moves it's NAVY into Taiwan's territory - a land invasion seems imminent. Trump threatens China economically, but since he's put such heavy tariffs on China, it's meaningless. China invades Taiwan - Trump does nothing.
Taking a hint from China, Russia moves more Troops onto Polish land, Putin knows Trump won't do a damn thing - Trump's Putin's buddy. NATO and Russia go to war without the USA.
Meanwhile in the USA, jobs are being cut because of the skyrocketing costs of goods, social unrest is at it's maximum. Angry people march in the streets demanding something to be done about the economic catastrophe that is happening, and they are met by federal troops as Trump declares a state of emergency and martial law is imposed.
Democratic Senators and Congressmen are arrested by Trump loyalists, and there is nothing anyone can do about it because MAGA owns the Executive Branch and the Judicial Branch - the legislative branch is now meaningless.
People are arrested for speaking out against Trump - the Constitution is nullified, and in place of it a new Evangelical Theocratic State is installed, which gives the president unlimited power and names him as "Gods Messenger".
Fuck around and find out.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Dear Ma & Pa MAGA,

Donald Trump called himself the “jobs” President.
He wasn’t.
He was however, the only president in the last 80 years to net job losses during his term.
In fact, statistically speaking, he was the worst jobs president in history.
Joe Biden has created 13.9 million jobs.
And his first two years in office—2021 and 2022—were the two strongest years of job growth in history.

Donald Trump promised the economy would grow “to 4, 5, and maybe even 6%…”
It didn’t.
In fact, it never got above 3.5%.
Under Biden, the economy grew 4.9% in the third quarter of this year alone.

Donald Trump promised to lower prescription drug prices.
He didn’t.
But Biden did.
In fact, he finally beat Big Pharma and allowed Medicare to directly negotiate lower drug prices.
And as a result, 4 million seniors on Medicare have now seen their insulin costs capped at $35 a month.

And remember that “great big beautiful wall” Mexico was going to pay for.
Well, the little that did get built was paid for by taking money from our own Defense Department.
Not Mexico.
President Biden, on the other hand — did get Mexico to pay $1.5 billion for U.S. border security. And none of their former Presidents have ever given him the finger. Certainly not multiple times.

And just as an aside, when Donald Trump claimed to be the “law and order” President, 91 charges and a mug shot later, it turns out that he meant he would be the recipient of the MOST law and order.
President Biden may have gotten a parking ticket. Once. Maybe.
Not sure.

The infrastructure deal Trump promised “in two weeks”, Biden delivered, the manufacturing jobs he was going to “bring back”, Biden returned, the corporations who never “trickled down” their tax breaks, Biden wants paying their fair share, and the world leaders who laughed at Donald Trump, are standing in solidarity with Biden instead.

Trump didn’t put “America first”, he didn’t “make it great again”, he put himself first in a country he was then and is now, trying to destroy.

He’s not a self-made business genius, he’s a nepotistic fraud, he’s not a family man, he’s a philanderer who opines about his daughter’s sex life, he’s not devout, he’s devious, and he’s not a patriot, he’s a traitor. One who is currently charged with trying to overturn an election he lost by any means necessary. Including violence.

And while I know that when he confuses the name of the town he’s in, you’ll call him smart, and when he threatens to execute our top General, you call him ��strong”, and when he gets arrested you’ll buy the t-shirt, and that nothing I can ever tell you or show you or prove to you will change your mind about him, but it still needs to be said.

So I said it.

[Juice @AlanRuoto]

@PaulONeillYES @RealMichaelKay @dcone36

[Ari M @AriMeirov]

#Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes was asked about his contract and how so many other QBs have passed him:

"I worry about legacy and winning rings more than money at this moment."

"I've made enough money where I'll be set for the rest of my life."

(📽️ @Chiefs)

[Brad Henson Productions @BradHensonPro]

Patrick Mahomes message to every other QB in the NFL! 🐐

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Reminder that just last month Republicans wore AR-15 pins in place of where their American flag pin would normally go.

[Alec Lewis @alec_lewis]

Best video of all time. https://t.co/KHaeGAcIkf

[🆎 @theABinKC]

people that dont have access to google are saying “open the keystone pipeline”. id like to see them move into a house thats 8% completed.

[Dante' Jones @Dantej21]

Just want to see Eli Apple get torched today!

[Juice @AlanRuoto]

@DKSportsbook

[Coach Batty 🤙🚂 ❄️ @TxAlpha06]

This might be the most accurate thing I’ve been in two days....

[Kent Swanson @kent_swanson]

Patrick Mahomes has lost one time in the last 453 days.

[Dan Patrick Show @dpshow]

We just taped an interview with @PatrickMahomes... Here was his response to Scotty Miller (@MillerTime___10) saying that he'd beat Tyreek Hill (@Cheetah) in a race.

The full interview will air on tomorrow's show on @PeacockTV and @FoxSportsRadio

#GoBucs #ChiefsKingdom

[New York Post @nypost]

Russia agrees to extend nuclear treaty for five years after call with Biden https://t.co/CjN8BOypSu

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Bye!

[Bird Law Expert 🇺🇦 @RealBirdLawyer]

Supposedly Patrick Mahomes was ruled out because he got a question about the game wrong.

They probably asked what down and distance it was, and this is probably how he answered

[JayhawkFocus @JayhawkFocus]

Kareem Hunt at home next week #ChiefsKingdom

[MGII @MGII_]

The girl who Kareem Hunt kicked is going to bang the drum on Sunday 🔥🔥🔥 #RunItBack