Alan Smithee

Not my name. DIY is not a crime.

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

“If Epstein was a woman, they’d blame the kids”

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@SarahForMD @AngieNixon @iamwesmoore What if - and stick with me here- they're both pieces of shit?

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@laurenformd @iamwesmoore How many times do you think he practiced that in front of a mirror?

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@Spicxer Might actually save a life or two.

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@DrunkRepub That was the worst thing he could have said. Trade wars come and go but THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED!

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@CarterElliottIV Between this and the incident at the Cow Palace at the State Fair you are not having a good week.

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@henri_fjord That's enough Internet for me today. 😂

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@BonafideKRS Lately it's been Marvel Movies, that Zendaya guy, and horrible remakes. I don't think there is anything worth saving.

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@SoundMoneyG @CarterElliottIV It's mostly the walk to the driveway to get the paper he doesn't like.

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@DAKKADAKKA1 It's not his fault. This type of thing happens all the time in Agrabah.

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@BaltimoreBanner I think it's exciting. I hope it hits WJZ next.

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@DrunkRepub What are we talking here? Like Five Guys money?

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@SoundMoneyG Carter won't be doing that. Too close to exercise.

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@jemillerbalt We should build subsidized housing on top of data centers. The mixed use faithful would rejoice.

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@WANGHAF AI + no breakfast. Can you just imagine? Sheesh.

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@EndWokeness "Changing customer habits" strikes again

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@DAKKADAKKA1 I don't have good feeling about the verdict if it's taking them this long.

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@jemillerbalt Lloyd Austin's invite must've gotten lost in the mail.

[Fanatic 🇺🇸 @crusade_enjoyer]

“Gun culture has fully won”