Alan Swanm

Not the local Journo. All views expressed are my own ( Darragh's, Barry's and Fergie's actually)

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@FORTUNATES0N @leccymansteve Thanks steve

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So nice to see keyboard warriors @pday29 @ian_gow and the like very quiet today. Are the real supporters? Do they ever go to games #PUFC

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Praying for a Posh win tonight to keep the keyboard warriors at bay. Just hope if we don't I hope @pday29 s husband/wife takes his phone off of him

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@JarredFarmer Thanks for your kind comments. I really appreciate them. Yes I'm a bellend but I'd say I was working class rather than posh. Oh and 1 last thing. I've tweeted 209 times comparrd to your 41 thousand. Imagine having that much time on your hands 😉

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@forzapufc @DazMoody I don't care

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This numpty spends more time at a local non league club yet thinks he is the see all and know all about posh without even going to games

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End of season award number 4. Who talks the talk but doesn't walk the walk. Says he goes to games but doesn't really. #pufc

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@DazMoody No problem. Will you have your favourite son with you?

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This 12 year old lookalike will be over the moon winning this even though he never wins the affections of the lads he eyes up at matches

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End of season award number 5. Who makes out they love football so they can go to football but it's really because there are loads of single men there. #pufc

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No surprise here. He would love to place his barbed Scottish tongue somewhere which doesn't often see the light of day

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End of season awards number 3. Who is the biggest Darragh suck up. #pufc

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Closer than I thought. Although he deserves it never goes to games but tweets like he's never missed one all season

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End of season award number 2.
Who's the biggest keyboard warrior. #pufc

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No shock here. I'm the winner. How could anyone ever lose to that self righteous numpty

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It's that time of year again. End of season awards. Who is the best local journalist. #pufc

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End of season award number 5. Who makes out they love football so they can go to football but it's really because there are loads of single men there. #pufc

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End of season award number 4. Who talks the talk but doesn't walk the walk. Says he goes to games but doesn't really. #pufc

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End of season awards number 3. Who is the biggest Darragh suck up. #pufc

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It's that time of year again. End of season awards. Who is the best local journalist. #pufc

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End of season award number 2.
Who's the biggest keyboard warrior. #pufc

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I've not seen any of the keyboard warriors singing about Grant McCann today. #pufc

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Massive weekend for Posh. Looking forward to Monday evening when we are back in the play offs. Still the keyboard warriors want to talk about Evans and McCann. Fergie is our future not them. #pufc

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@ian_gow

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@AlanSwanm Excellent piece of journalism
#HeKnowsStuff 😃👍