Alan Swerdlow

[Alan Swerdlow @AlanSwerdlow]

@shazzala @BroosDennill @davidbatzofin it's the blue sky thing you couldn't identify with, right?

[Alan Swerdlow @AlanSwerdlow]

@BroosDennill Trumped again! I fold

[Alan Swerdlow @AlanSwerdlow]

@BroosDennill eyes just glazed over...

[Alan Swerdlow @AlanSwerdlow]

@BroosDennill radioactive Chinese 16th century pottery...

[Alan Swerdlow @AlanSwerdlow]

@THR @BroosDennill Roman in the Glow, Man?

[Alan Swerdlow @AlanSwerdlow]

If you miss Mr Roxmouth's gift to Audiences you'll be doing yourself an extreme disservice! Bravo!

[Alan Swerdlow @AlanSwerdlow]

Now the "DAWN of Man" opening to 2001 - a Space Odyssey makes sense #nalediawards

[Alan Swerdlow @AlanSwerdlow]

@WesleeLauder does this make recipients of a certain award *homo naledi* ?

[Alan Swerdlow @AlanSwerdlow]

Why can't South Africans pronounce "entrepreneur" correctly? I'm close to losing it

[Alan Swerdlow @AlanSwerdlow]

@BroosDennill just rearrange the worms

[Alan Swerdlow @AlanSwerdlow]

"The Vortex" is excellent. Only four perfs - don't miss it!

[Stu. @dysondoc]

The new Enid Blyton book is a bit dark.

[Alan Swerdlow @AlanSwerdlow]

@BroosDennill if I ever direct again, yes

[theo @theolandey]

Nooooooooo! https://t.co/1UueZQ609k

[Alan Swerdlow @AlanSwerdlow]

@alyndenzel #elainestritch er.....been away Mr A?

[Alan Swerdlow @AlanSwerdlow]

#OmarSharif . Jumps on camel, rides away from well, image shimmers and resolves into desert landscape.

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

These aren't suitable for children under one year of age. Nobody puts Corner in the baby.

[Alan Swerdlow @AlanSwerdlow]

@theolandey the one thing the fest has never got right - the food platform!

[Alan Swerdlow @AlanSwerdlow]

@shazzala and there is, in addition, Wild Schmaltz!

[Ndumiso Ngcobo @NdumisoNgcobo]

Only uncultured counterrevolutionaries who have never watched Hitchcock's 'The Birds' doubt chickens as a security feature.