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I don’t have a messiah complex.

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@BurnsideWasTosh ITV were flogging their wares in the “hydration break”.

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@ITV getting their own adverts in during the “hydration break”.
#ENGCRO

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@ITV Dear ITV, would it be possible to arrange an ambient sounds only option like Prime does? #ENGCRO

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@stewcswain @BurnsideWasTosh @NadineDorries Why would the wound be different depending on the animal’s size?

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@stewcswain @BurnsideWasTosh @NadineDorries It wasn’t a shotgun. It was a rifle. Pay attention.
Lamping? My father knew a landowner who’d let us borrow a rifle to shoot rabbits, the damage they caused was phenomenal.

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@stewcswain @BurnsideWasTosh @NadineDorries How can you guarantee that?
Doubt he used a .308, they’re used for taking down the likes of deer at distance and even if he did it wouldn’t “blow its head off” but that wouldn’t fit in with your hyperbole.

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@stewcswain @BurnsideWasTosh @NadineDorries What calibre do you think Mr Lowe’s gamekeeper used?

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@stewcswain @BurnsideWasTosh @NadineDorries Well the rabbits I shot with a .22 rifle remarkably stayed in one piece.

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@stewcswain @BurnsideWasTosh @NadineDorries Blown off? With a rifle?

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@Joebloggzys @kingandcountry0 @RupertLowe10 No blasting. It was a rifle.

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@GoulderMatt @prodnose Yes. They’ve been working on getting adverts in for years. 45 minutes without them is too long, especially when you have a captive audience. https://t.co/lgHUufMFjO

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How long before they start slipping adverts into the “drinks break”? #CHEWAT

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@prodnose Been saying this since it was introduced. https://t.co/lgHUufMFjO

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How long before they start slipping adverts into the “drinks break”? #CHEWAT

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@ronmanagernottm Sapna mix up anyone?

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@welshchud @fanofUnited88 @GBNEWS @PatrickChristys It would. We lost WW2.

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@sophiemeaden @Lord_Talbot64 What’s that smell? Lavender?

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@ltg1810 @moanaparte Exactly. These were the government’s ONS stats that I showed the missus to show her the “vaccine” wasn’t necessary
To no avail. https://t.co/2YX12AeY8A

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@thechelskikid @iirpi_ @GFewings @BBCBreaking 🤷‍♀️ Bring it on. With a 99.95% recovery rate IF you catch it & the average age of death from #chineseflu is 82.4 years old when average UK lifespan is 82 it’s not exactly Russian Roulette is it?

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@simonort3 @kelvmackenzie Or wise enough to keep their gobs shut.

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@BritianCaptin @CompositeGuy_ Epstein’s Jewish.

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@DHoffma70178892 @TheDeafTribe @London_W4 @Rachael67863728 @London_W4 had a dinghy…

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@Friday4768 @bbcquestiontime You’ll become a “useless eater”.