Alan Thompson

1st team coach at Celtic, Lenny an Johan's problem solver!! Parody account!!

[Alan Thompson @AlanThompson88]

Knew i should have went with a Garry Parker parody account lol, oh well it was fun while it lasted! Cheers fur the banter folks! #HailHail

[Alan Thompson @AlanThompson88]

@winkfieldjohn your not alone there mate!!

[Alan Thompson @AlanThompson88]

@davidmcewan5 Larsson couldny get a flight in time to be here, he asked if he could still have his song today though! #tellthegreenbrigade

[Alan Thompson @AlanThompson88]

@winkfieldjohn Slater has picked up a knock in training, Peter Grant hit him with a mallet

[Alan Thompson @AlanThompson88]

@davidmcewan5 i thought so!!

[Alan Thompson @AlanThompson88]

Team news for my first time in charge, 4-4-2.... Bonner, McGrain Elliot McNeill Boyd, Blinker McStay Vata Thom, Payton McGarvey

[Alan Thompson @AlanThompson88]

Barca memories...

Marshallona! Young Dave was about 7ft tall & 15ft wide! as big a performance as any goalie i've ever seen that night!

[Alan Thompson @AlanThompson88]

@Big14Mo its an old saxon name meaning leader of the dobbers

[Alan Thompson @AlanThompson88]

@Paddymc20 haha worth every spilt drop paddy bhoy

[Alan Thompson @AlanThompson88]

Drogba is a great player, why does he spoil it with all the pathetic overacting and diving?

Anyway, mind that time i scored against Barca?

[Paul Kerr @pkheating]

@AlanThompson88 anychance of a rt thomo best left peg after big mulgrew

[Alan Thompson @AlanThompson88]

@pkheating we have been trying to get Frank McGarvie to sign till end of the season but he's no having it! The caveman will have to do!

[Alan Thompson @AlanThompson88]

Gonny start wae Packie Bonner in goals on sunday,Garry Parker has tracked down Andy Payton to partner Willie Falconer up front #upforthecup

[Alan Thompson @AlanThompson88]

@CraigWhyte71 @big14mo @paddymc20 i have complete trust in craig whyte, he is undoubtably the man to take us forward!! #warchest

[Alan Thompson @AlanThompson88]

@johnDunlop_ @big14mo @weejamsie_49 your in john!

[Alan Thompson @AlanThompson88]

@Big14Mo need to be fit and proper mind! None of this fonejacker gimme yer bank account details pish!!

[Alan Thompson @AlanThompson88]

@Big14Mo can i be the gaffer seeing as how theres no parody Lennon? And big i asked before big Johan!!

[Alan Thompson @AlanThompson88]

Hangover just lifted! I wid say a carlsberg weekend but literally it wiz!! Heres Ki an his pal unloading it at my gaff

[Alan Thompson @AlanThompson88]

@sgrav1 thats only time i can make it coz if title party commitments! And aye you better believe al be drinkin the mora! #TitlePartyWeekend

[Alan Thompson @AlanThompson88]

@DanielMajstoro he will soon learn if we send him right instead of left oot the dugout to warm up infront the Rangers* end #VileAbuse #CUNTS