THAT bitch

it be like that sometimes. she/her

[THAT bitch @AlanzoBean]

“never give up the ganja” -Morgan Freeman

[THAT bitch @AlanzoBean]

@elonmusk

[THAT bitch @AlanzoBean]

“Dave, what should I say?” -@elonmusk, after getting boo’d for ten minutes on television lmao

[THAT bitch @AlanzoBean]

I am careful what I wish, and I still wish that you would get fucked by a horse.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

As the saying goes, be careful what you wish, as you might get it

[THAT bitch @AlanzoBean]

If you step down as Twitter it’ll make my atheist ass rethink my position on whether or not god exists.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[THAT bitch @AlanzoBean]

Hopefully the aliens watching us have picked up on ‘space Karen’ in or vernacular referring to you, @elonmusk, and will avoid you like the space version of the bubonic plague.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Second launch today

[THAT bitch @AlanzoBean]

@sadbutsassyy Lol are we the same person??

[THAT bitch @AlanzoBean]

No one is trying to assassinate you @elonmusk. You’re just a massive bitch boi snowflake

[THAT bitch @AlanzoBean]

@elonmusk wish I could have been there to watch you get boo’d so hard off the stage that you lost your ‘richest man in the world’ status. Eat shit bro

[THAT bitch @AlanzoBean]

@elonmusk are you disappointed that your child is transgender or is it because they wouldn’t accept being made into a robot like you? You know chest freezer wasn’t supposed to be literal, right?

[THAT bitch @AlanzoBean]

BREAKING:
Dusty Muckson, @elonmusk’s alter ego revealed! Gerard Way called he wants his jacket back you fucking pylon

[THAT bitch @AlanzoBean]

@elonmusk is your daddy about to take your slave funded allowance away? Actually, he might reward you with a gift certificate for a session with @AlviArmani. Or maybe @KimKardashian could recommend a few professionals to tighten up whatever the fuck is going on with your stomach.

[THAT bitch @AlanzoBean]

@cowspaghetti Try a Nettie pot

[THAT bitch @AlanzoBean]

@cowspaghetti I got my car from carvana and it was a very easy and streamlined process. They also do a 150 point inspection before they list it as for sale and don’t sell any cars that have been in an accident

[THAT bitch @AlanzoBean]

Snap saw it first but I got a new septum piercing! 🤑

[THAT bitch @AlanzoBean]

@montito25 That kid saying that the cops said to yell if they need help so his classmate did and the shooter heard and shot her right then was heartbreaking and infuriating

[THAT bitch @AlanzoBean]

@cowspaghetti Congratulations sweetie this is such a great accomplishment!

[THAT bitch @AlanzoBean]

When ur entire tax return is likely gonna go straight to paying down debt :)))))

[THAT bitch @AlanzoBean]

@kenzaayyeee That’s right, I just have sex with them

[THAT bitch @AlanzoBean]

@cowspaghetti @Trevilla9 It’s been a while for me tho they might have improved

[THAT bitch @AlanzoBean]

@cowspaghetti @Trevilla9 In my experience d8 flower doesn’t taste good. It’s essentially cbd flower with the d8 sprayed in the nugs. Really chemical tasting