Alarm Clock

Guys I know the time, and I WILL be waking you up on time. I am Team Mishwhest's alarm clock, and I am here to dominate Twitter.

[Alarm Clock @AlarmClocktime]

BEEP BEEP 7:00 AM, AND LAST FEW HOURS OF GISHWHES- MAKE THEM YOUR MOST ABNOSOME. #GISHWHES

[Alarm Clock @AlarmClocktime]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM. GET YO BUTTS UP FOR GISHWHES, THE END IS NEAR. #GISHWHES

[Alarm Clock @AlarmClocktime]

Swiggety swishwhes, I really hate gishwhes. *sobbing in a corner* #GISHWHES

[Alarm Clock @AlarmClocktime]

BEEP BEEP 7:00 AM. Okay, not really. But still, WAKE UP IT'S TIME FOR GISHWHES

[Alarm Clock @AlarmClocktime]

I haven't participated in Twitter at all today, why am I still getting new followers??

[Alarm Clock @AlarmClocktime]

BEEP BEEP 7:00 AM IN ABOUT 20 HOURS. #GISHWHES

[Alarm Clock @AlarmClocktime]

BEEP BEEP 6:02 AM IN BUDAPEST, YOU GUYS. REPEAT, 6:02 AM IN BUDAPEST. #GISHWHES

[Alarm Clock @AlarmClocktime]

@ALMJAlarmClock Good job hitting 200! I must've been eating sandwiches in a sky diving simulator or something when it happened. Abnosome.

[Alarm Clock @AlarmClocktime]

BEEP BEEP 7:00 AM. (wait 30 minutes before reading this and it'll be true in Japan!)

[Alarm Clock @AlarmClocktime]

Sorry I'm too late, but whatever. Follow @THAT_ALARMCLOCK right now, guys! You can never have too many followers! #GISHWHES

[Alarm Clock @AlarmClocktime]

HEY YO LISTEN UP CLOCKS, WATCHES AND SUNDIALS. @conspiracytime NEEDS OUR HELP, AND I NEED YOU TO TAKE 'EM TO THE TOP. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

[Alarm Clock @AlarmClocktime]

EMERGENCY EMERGENCY, ALL OF YOU DROP EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING AND FOLLOW @ALMJAlarmClock. THAT IS ALL. #GISHWHES

[Alarm Clock @AlarmClocktime]

Who needs promos? Hit me up! I'll help you out! #GISHWHES

[Chani #SPNWatchParty @ChaniWatcher]

These clocks need BIG numbers in followers guys, please help & RT!
@EuclidHawkeye @SwagaroosTime @BeepBeep0700

[Alarm Clock @AlarmClocktime]

Guys @7amWakeUp has asked for our assistance. Can we turn them down? I say nay. Let us FIGHT TOGETHER, AND WIN GISHWHES TOGETHER. #GISHWHES

[Alarm Clock @AlarmClocktime]

BEEP BEEP 7:00 AM. Well actually 7:34. Still too early for me *passes out* #GISHWHES

[Alarm Clock @AlarmClocktime]

@D12LovesRubikC Heck yeah! We gotta stick together. Let's do it like this: I'll beep my alarm to let you know it's time to beep yours, okay?

[Alarm Clock @AlarmClocktime]

@WakeUpBoba *ksh* Copy that, over and out. *ksh*