Wakey Wakey

It's time to wake up! WAKE UP. Up!

[Wakey Wakey @AlarmOClock]

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! Wake up, @GreenDay. September has ended.

[Wakey Wakey @AlarmOClock]

BEEP! BEEP! This is your warning wake-up call, @GreenDay. You have ONE hour until September ends.

[Daniel Ormshaw @danormshaw]

@AlarmOClock September's ending soon... Don't forget to wake up @GreenDay!

[Wakey Wakey @AlarmOClock]

To BEEP! or not to BEEP!, that is the question here, friends.

[Wakey Wakey @AlarmOClock]

I BEEP!, therefore I am.

[Wakey Wakey @AlarmOClock]

@CassietheWeird The same stilted movements, day in, day out. Surely there's more to life than this commonplace monotony?

[Wakey Wakey @AlarmOClock]

What a tedious existance, just a BEEP! a day. Look into my face, at my hands. Can't you see I have so much more to say?

[Wakey Wakey @AlarmOClock]

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! 4:00 AM. 5:00 AM. 6:00 AM. It's 7:00 AM.

[Wakey Wakey @AlarmOClock]

BEEP!

[Wakey Wakey @AlarmOClock]

BEEP! BEE--

[Wakey Wakey @AlarmOClock]

The liberation one feels upon realising they talk to no one outside of their own consciousness is unsurpassable. I am free.

[Cassie the Weird @CassietheWeird]

@AlarmOClock No. No-one's there...you're on your own.

[Wakey Wakey @AlarmOClock]

Guys, I feel the light fading from within me. Guys? Is anyone there?

[Wakey Wakey @AlarmOClock]

Or is it? Will it.. ever be?

[Wakey Wakey @AlarmOClock]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM.

[Wakey Wakey @AlarmOClock]

Who knew alarm clocks could feel stress? Must be the broken cogs interfering with my mechanisms.

[Wakey Wakey @AlarmOClock]

@CassietheWeird BEEP! BEEP! I am not capable of tonal variation.

[Wakey Wakey @AlarmOClock]

@CassietheWeird BEEP!

[Wakey Wakey @AlarmOClock]

Knock knock!

[Wakey Wakey @AlarmOClock]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM.