Real One 🇺🇸

Catholic | Alaskan | Patriot | Fisherman | American Nationalist | Milk Drinker | Whiskey Enjoyer | ShitPoster |

*All statements in this account are satire*

[Real One 🇺🇸 @AlaskanAugustin]

@MaryPeltola You’re a grifter an so worse at it than the rest of them. I can wait till you lose. Go back to bethel.

[Beaver 🦁 @beaverd]

Sorry Annakin but the galaxy is too overpopulated for you to have children with Padme

But yes, we are going to continue importing billions of Jawa's and Tuscan Sand people. Anyone can be a Jedi if they come here legally

[Real One 🇺🇸 @AlaskanAugustin]

@conan_esq Orcs cooked in tolkiens time; orks cooked today when a RW party wins.

History echos.

[Dan Sullivan @DanSullivan_AK]

🚨ALASKA, HOW TO RANK🚨

Peltola schemed to trick Alaskans thinking we’re dumb. We’re smart. In order to ensure we hold onto this seat, rank:

1. Republican Incumbent Dan S. Sullivan
2. Republican Gerald Heikes
3. Daniel J. Sullivan, Jr

DO NOT RANK MARY PELTOLA

[Virgil @VirgilsQuill]

“Anakin, you can’t hate the Tusken Raiders for killing your mom. They are peaceful and culturally enriching Tatooine. The Republic can’t cut benefits because it helps the poor Raider refugees raise a family.

You on the other hand are not allowed to start a family, even though you are our strongest soldier.”

[Adeptus Liberatus @theRWMillennial]

"Anakin, I hear you can make $75k/year being a manager at Panda Express. Decent benefits."

[Real One 🇺🇸 @AlaskanAugustin]

@jarvis_best You’re just mad they called you scumbags on your ploy. Can’t wait to see Mary lose.

[Real One 🇺🇸 @AlaskanAugustin]

@LisaForSenate How about you endorse a Republican for governor and stop being a RINO!

[Real One 🇺🇸 @AlaskanAugustin]

@adamscochran She recanted her statements because they threatened her for speaking out.

[Real One 🇺🇸 @AlaskanAugustin]

@MaryPeltola @grok, is the Peltola scandal a big enough deal that she should drop out?

[Governor Mike Dunleavy @GovDunleavy]

Today’s New York Times reporting reveals disturbing new evidence of an organized effort to manipulate Alaska’s elections by recruiting candidates—including one with the same name as an incumbent U.S. Senator—to deliberately confuse voters and misdirect their votes. The Alaska Division of Elections investigated these very concerns in June of this year. The new reporting substantially supports the Division’s findings.

I am therefore directing the Department of Public Safety to investigate whether this scheme violated Alaska’s laws and whether criminal charges or civil action are warranted. The evidence will determine what happens next.

Alaskans have a fundamental right to vote for the candidate they actually intend to support. Deliberately tricking voters into casting their ballots for someone else strikes at the integrity of our elections.

Anyone or any organization found to have broken the law must be held accountable.

[Real One 🇺🇸 @AlaskanAugustin]

@MaryPeltola @ElectTheBench You belong in prison and should resign immediately

[Real One 🇺🇸 @AlaskanAugustin]

@sanjeevsanyal Jeets are so stupid 😂

[Real One 🇺🇸 @AlaskanAugustin]

@907Honest Unfortunately I think he’s gonna win

[Real One 🇺🇸 @AlaskanAugustin]

@SteveRattner @LokiJulianus This is what I voted for

[R (Jesus Mode) 🌎 @GrandTheftAutz]

Holy shit we got a live one

[Anglo⚡️ @anglocomeback]

MrBeast will go to Africa and build a town for them to destroy in 6 months, but his hometown has a 24.6% poverty rate (nearly double the North Carolina rate of 12.5% and more than double the U.S. rate of 10.2%)

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

FAIR estimates illegal immigration costs U.S. taxpayers $150.7 billion annually, including expenses for U.S.-born children of undocumented immigrants.