AlaVerge

It's not my fault that you dont follow me. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Trilingual: Spanish, English, and Sarcasm.

[AlaVerge @AlaVerge]

Someday  I am going to write a book where shit lines up and there are no "extracurricular activities".  Giving me palpitations and iz.

[AlaVerge @AlaVerge]

I played  AYSO in the 1990s, and we took these half breaks l, with water and orange slices. No substitutions allowed.  Where are the orange slices? #fifa2026 #snackbreak

[AlaVerge @AlaVerge]

"STD from a silent film era."

[AlaVerge @AlaVerge]

Bumblebeetuna

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My Mom Jayne documentary has me crying.

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We all want to die signifantly

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This president is senile af.

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I love that the Winter Soldier"s nickname is Bucky... just as good as being named Bob

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A drop waist ass is not cute. #bbl

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Can we get Kendrick Lamar and Eminem to make a new song. Two poets. Maybe their words will help us through this current bullshit

[AlaVerge @AlaVerge]

I enjoy fantasy than sleeping

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Tommy part of the Olympics and now the now the Superbowl?

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Sitting in your car is the most existentialism crissis appropriate.

[AlaVerge @AlaVerge]

"I have common sense." Bro, your makeup game is shit. It's like you're a preteen.

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How are you orange with white highlights trying to tell me about DEI?

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Me to my Mom: I freaking hate Mondays
My Mom: Why? They happen every week.

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Them: What did you eat?
Me: Just a bag of chips and bean dip.
Them: That's not real food.
Me: I didn't say it was nutricious, and that doesn't make me any less full.

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Nice people know of my existence. 😭

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Old Friend reached out to metoday about playing aoftbal... why did that feel so good.? Hell yeah I'm going to play. It's going down

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Bowen Yang is thee epitome.