ALAVIsInTheTown

2001-2???
The Jack of All Trades

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@omgsidewalks Renaissance and Age of Enlightenment

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@juststopwithtwt The straight twinks in straight porn are like forbidden fruit to me 😭

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@twigsswift Bili na ng flexible rubber spray 😆 pero pag maaraw na maglagay 😭

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@putyurlightasup When they say that "Mexico is just too strong against the international queens," what they meant is it's really just Elektra.

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@chinitomanager All that did is lose a future customer

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@overthnkr_bell Michael can dance better than the two, so unless they give Jade a sexy song, she wouldn't be able to beat Michael in the lip sync.

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@gonzipu The thing is although they all have the same title of a host, they're also not on the same level. 😆

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@kay_villafuerte Di na yan uubra pag nagtatrabaho na sila. Pag sinabi ng manager na dapat tapos na yan by 12 nn, dapat tapos mo na kahit inassign lang sayo kaninang 9 am. 😆

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@emillustrating Ang unrealistic naman kasi ng dialogue. 😭 Inantagonize si Lolo who's just trying to be silly/tell a dad joke. 😭

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@MxNoelle Real talk: Cuz most of them realize na dapat pina-pace ang sexual activity sa tagal ng relationship. Yung mga older generation kasi, wala pang Isang buwan, natapos na nila lahat ng sex positions, etc. Ang ending, nagkasawaan na in a few years.

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@itspiggyrabbit Yung mga toxic pageant fans nag-evolve into toxic drag race PH fans 💀

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@ummm_uh She's amazing, and will be more amazing in 5 years, but she needs more cooking.

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@twig_was_here That lip sync for the crown is anti-climactic, and whenever Daisy's about to do a big move, they either move to Lana, or just use an aerial or wide shot. France need to stop spoiling their fanbase by always crownin the fan-fave. With Le Filip, it's cute, but now, it's terrible.

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@thesuperkayow I think it's Jolina Magdangal.

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@janine_ja_ch @theofficialflor Wait, Flor is Slaysian? I have Freya Armani (Middle East rep) as the next Down Under rep for Slaysian, but she could also be good, Karna and Rita Menu as well.

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@sedderaside Wait, I Wana see more of this squirrel 😍

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@hentaisamethic If you watch Eurovision, they'll obviously rig it for Israel.

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@twig_was_here Keta Minaj needs to get the Jimbo treatment in Slaysian Royale

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@Fairyuxfhe Well, you also don't shed your vaginal walls.

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@heyrow IMO, sign na mas mataas IQ ng isang Pinoy if mas knowledgeable sila sa balarila and talasalitaang Pilipino. Filipino grammar is so complicated, and very rare lang actually yung Pinoy na nagamit ng tamang grammar sa Filipino sentences. Most of the time, may common mistakes.