Adam Riley

The peace beyond understanding

[Roast Battle UK @RoastBattleUK]

• @JonnyGillam vs @Alayerdim •

Saturday • 29 May 2021 • 9 PM
at @Fulhamcomedy • 474 Fulham Rd, London SW6 1AE

🎟️ https://t.co/wrkBZy2uN0

• The show that turns smack talk into an art form.
#RoastBattle #RoastBattleLondon #comedy #London #fulham #funny #Londonlife

[Adam Riley @Alayerdim]

My grandfather felt so guilty about all the men he had to kill during WWII. If only he'd been in the army.

[Adam Riley @Alayerdim]

Do people still use Tipp-Ex? Or is it just nitrous oxide now?

[Adam Riley @Alayerdim]

As an adult, I take responsibility for my actions. Unlike the voices in my head. Never their fault, is it?

[Adam Riley @Alayerdim]

'Your card has been declined.'
'Really? Let me try another one I know doesn't work.'

[Adam Riley @Alayerdim]

'You'll love working here. We're a really friendly bunch,' means 'You better fit in.'

[Adam Riley @Alayerdim]

The great thing about being fired from an off licence is you get to talk about it with @KieranJPoole on his brilliant podcast. #OurWorstJobs
Spotify https://t.co/VCJS5k8No2
iTunes https://t.co/mXMtHj9ETg

[Adam Riley @Alayerdim]

@KieranJPoole Hotel night receptionist. Robbed at knife point. Unable to open safe because I had never been promoted to manager. Felt shame. #OurWorstJobs

[Josh Zeg 📊 @JoshZeg]

Great to see a show forming more over time. @Alayerdim is honing something forceful and tangible in the mists of the Toxic Rooms. #BeastsComedy

[Aaron Simmonds @RollingComedian]

Here is where I'm gigging over January. Also, A penguin. Because no matter how hard humans try, they will never be as funny as penguins.

[Adam Riley @Alayerdim]

@GuyPortman Coconut Ferrero Rochers?

[Bruce Blimey @bruceblimey]

@Alayerdim

[Adam Riley @Alayerdim]

@bruceblimey Nice

[Adam Riley @Alayerdim]

@CavendishArms Many thanks for a great night last night. I remain a committed comedy virgin.

[Adam Riley @Alayerdim]

@bruceblimey I like Lou Reed.

[Adam Riley @Alayerdim]

@GuyPortman Congratulations. A crawl and a half.

[Adam Riley @Alayerdim]

@bruceblimey Sounds about right for 3 rooms.

[Adam Riley @Alayerdim]

Highly recommend Necropolis by @GuyPortman out today. Great novel, and great blog: http://t.co/tyLqn5CTaj

[Adam Riley @Alayerdim]

@serdarferit The mother glares at you. You point accusingly at a Mandrill. The mother spits in the primate's colourful face. Apes riot.

[Guy Portman - Sardonic Storyteller @GuyPortman]

Friend & basketballer @Alayerdim - 'These hopeless M4 corridor towns with their drab, spartan leisure centres are beginning to get me down.'