Felice in Otter Space 🦦

Borderline trash opinions and shitposts from a woman pretending to be an otter on the internet. 🚀

[Felice in Otter Space 🦦 @Alberta_Basic]

@SimuLiu Everybody: You guys, you HAVE to try Indonesian food it’s so good.

Me: That’s what you ate at my house when we were kids and you cried because it was “yucky” and wanted a hamburger

[Felice in Otter Space 🦦 @Alberta_Basic]

Went to update my iOS & got the notification that there wasn’t enough memory to do it. Promptly deleted all the dating apps. iOS now up to date. 🤙

[Felice in Otter Space 🦦 @Alberta_Basic]

You guys…I don’t live in the suburbs. The suburbs are where you have to get your mail from one of those community mailboxes that you need to walk down the block to get to. My mailbox is on my front porch. Also, I have an alley. 🤷‍♀️

[Felice in Otter Space 🦦 @Alberta_Basic]

Downtown Chicago is NOT very punk rock. Also, no, I have not done a shot of Jeppson’s Malört yet. I don’t even know if any bars on the mag mile serve it 🤣🤣

[Felice in Otter Space 🦦 @Alberta_Basic]

If you were looking to mansplain something to me today…don’t.

[Felice in Otter Space 🦦 @Alberta_Basic]

@raymitheminx Pretty! 🤩

[Felice in Otter Space 🦦 @Alberta_Basic]

So, I get that it IS possible to run out of dog shit bags while you’re out in the neighborhood walking your pooch…but don’t just leave it there. Especially if it’s on someone’s lawn. Come back and pick it up. That’s 100% what I used to do…so you sure as fuck can do the same.

[Felice in Otter Space 🦦 @Alberta_Basic]

Arguing with people online is hilarious when they keep insisting they’re correct, but their reading comprehension level betrays them.

[Felice in Otter Space 🦦 @Alberta_Basic]

Can I still play tennis after all these years. Yes. Well? No…but surprisingly, my serve is still pretty killer. Should I have popped a couple of Advil before I played. Yes. Will remember for next time.

[Felice in Otter Space 🦦 @Alberta_Basic]

This. I already have an iPhone that my entire life is tied to. I really don’t need any more distractions.

[Sakshi Narula @mssakshinarula]

Am I the only one who doesn't like smart watches? It's one thing I refuse to buy and wear.

[Felice in Otter Space 🦦 @Alberta_Basic]

@FoodPornPhotos If you didn’t say mustard and relish you’re a goddamned heathen

[Felice in Otter Space 🦦 @Alberta_Basic]

@TheRealElaschuk Worst. But you know…at least we’ll have that hockey arena! 😑😑😑😑💀💀💀💀

[Felice in Otter Space 🦦 @Alberta_Basic]

@TheRealElaschuk FFS. I’m beyond sick of this already…and I came out of the gates as a pro water conservation guy.
I can’t do this for another fucking month.

[Felice in Otter Space 🦦 @Alberta_Basic]

@dwancherry No.

[Felice in Otter Space 🦦 @Alberta_Basic]

Stop fucking singing and eat your goddamned birdseed before the squirrels take it all. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[Felice in Otter Space 🦦 @Alberta_Basic]

LOL and 🙄 at the people who are following directions from the tinfoil hat government of Alberta w/ regards to the water issue in Calgary. It’s a municipal issue, you morons. The City of Calgary website provides all of the correct information.

[Felice in Otter Space 🦦 @Alberta_Basic]

@cityofcalgary Emergency alert.

[YYC Transportation @yyctransport]

ALERT: Hazardous Road Condition on 16 Ave and Home Rd NW, the road is closed westbound. Water flooding in the area..

[Felice in Otter Space 🦦 @Alberta_Basic]

Knowing that help isn’t coming, so you can get your shit together & get yourself out of a bad situation is infinitely better than blindly hoping that help is coming…and it never does.

[Felice in Otter Space 🦦 @Alberta_Basic]

No, I do not want to participate in “Neighbour Day”. My neighbours are dicks.

[Felice in Otter Space 🦦 @Alberta_Basic]

“How did your parents let you go to Lollapalooza and Infest when you were so young?”
Um, they didn’t. I literally had two separate sets of friends, the “bad” ones and the “parent approved” ones & blatantly lied about which ones I was with at most times. 🤷‍♀️🤣