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I’d very much like to know what the creative differences were that have led Bond Inc to part company with Danny Boyle, since he’s a fucking genius.

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Depressed people tend to have more generalized goals than those who are not depressed.

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The first rule of Pixar's storytelling is, "You should admire a character more for trying than for their success."

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The Ernest Hemingway house is home to 40 - 59 cats. Over half of them have six toes and are descendants of his original cat.

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Samuel L. Jackson took Martin Luther King Sr. hostage during an equal rights protest in Memphis, Tennessee.

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A kick in the nuts is above 9000 del (units) of pain which is similar to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3200 bones at a time.

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An estimated 30 to 40% of our daily speech is devoted to talking about ourselves.

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A study found that straight women tend to get louder during sex as a way to hasten the man's orgasm.

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When a plane crashes, most passengers survive the actual crash, but don't survive the smoke inhalation and the fire.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger pays Warner Brothers $1 a year to keep his Mr. Freeze costume.

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California is the only U.S. state that legally recognizes "masturbation coach" as a profession.

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There is a beetle that tosses enemies off trees and then rapes its mate and then tosses the mate off the tree too.

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The Nigerian film industry, or Nollywood, is second largest in the world in terms of numbers of films produced.

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The nerve endings in your rectal area help distinguish the difference between farts and poop...but sometimes these nerves can get confused.

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Since the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting in 2012, 438 more people have been shot in at least 239 school shootings across the U.S.

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Grapefruit Juice can interact dangerously with a number of medications.

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Most cannabis growers name new strains as they're smoking it, leading to names like "Purple Haze" and "Maui Waui."

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Females are more sensitive to marijuana's painkilling qualities, but they are also more likely to develop a tolerance for the drug.

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Both of Jack Black's parents were Aerospace Engineers who worked on the Apollo 11 mission.

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Starbucks wasted millions of litres of water by letting their taps run all day and banning their employees from turning taps off.