Professor Barclay

following everyone back! (sometimes)

[Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69]

Cool, now I can actually become blind when driving at night.

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This is how Mercedes-Benz advertised their strong headlight.

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This is how Mercedes-Benz advertised their strong headlight.

[Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69]

Why do brains do this to us

[Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69]

i wish i could snort a line of stable mental health

[Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69]

Safety standards in the 1960s.

[Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69]

Haven't seen a single 420 joke at all this month we're really not ok huh

[Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69]

Everything reminds me of her 😩

[Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69]

My mans is having the best meal of his life 😂

[Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69]

I really wish I didn’t now know this.

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Spiky contacts used by morticians to keep the eyelids of the dead closed at funeral viewings

[Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69]

Maybe getting old isn’t so bad

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Deer Season at Nursing Home...

[Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69]

Put... put a suit on him..

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Them: that 12ft skeleton you got from home depot is useless for Christmas. Me:

[Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69]

he is too young to drink beer.

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If you aren't thinking about Goliath the giant mutant tadpole then honestly what are you doing with your life

[Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69]

food. is very temperature!

also brain: no worry, learned from soup, know what do

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Sometimes I blow on my ice cream before I take a bite. Have no idea why.

[Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69]

This is exactly why her name is just short for cardiovascular bronchitis and nobody can change my mind

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Election stress? Cardi B smoked 3 cigarettes at once watching poll results

[Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69]

Backspace that says “Back tf Up”

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Legalise Marine Iguana

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This is a marine iguana & this is EXACTLY why the sea is none of our fucking business.

[Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69]

“You got games on your phone?”

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Imagine you sleeping on the Titanic and you roll over, and you see this

[Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69]

Human shield

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Otters show their babies when they are in danger to make the enemy feel mercy.

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My family discussing politics over thanksgiving dinner

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What faces look like in an MRI scan

[Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69]

Halloween is right around the corner!