"Parents should be able to control their kid's online experiences!"
THEY ALREADY CAN!! THEY ALREADY FREAKING CAN!! THEY CAN DO THIS RIGHT THE FRICK NOW!!
WE DON'T NEED TO VIOLATE OUR 1ST AND 4TH TO ACHIEVE CHILD SAFETY!! PARENTS JUST NEED TO DO THEIR JOBBBBBB!!!!!
"Oh, man, this is... this is not what I wanted to happen... Well, I mean, it is what I wanted to happen, but not in public! Godddd, he smells so good... and he's hard... maybe he's into me? Should I make my move? ... I wonder if he likes spots."
For TooManyJs & @_silus (in FA)
As someone who likes military aesthetics and regalia, I agree with the ban because it was only a few months ago that ICE was actively invading workplaces and schools to harass and extrajudicially arrest people. The idea of ICE sneaking into a con full of minorities isnt unfounded
The KIDS Act violates our 1st and 4th Amendment rights, censors the internet for the party in charge to eliminate speech they don't like, and allows them to trace the speech directly back to people instead of being anonymous, because you'd have to scan your ID to gain access.
LOOK I GET IT IS GONNA BE HOT OUTSIDE. WE'RE GONNA BE SWEATY.
SO YALL MOTHERFUCKERS BETTER BRING DEODORANT. I MEAN YOU BETTER HAVE THAT SHIT ON YOU LIKE RAMBO AND IM NOT PLAYING.
I SMELL ONE PERSON'S BO WITHOUT MY CONSENT I'M SPRAYING YOU DOWN WITH RAID AND 99% ALCOHOL