Al Cohol

Alcohol is good if respected simple! Terrible jokes, uneducated points of view but if I could I would follow myself!

[Al Cohol @AlcoholABV]

I'm drinking a perfect pint of @greenekingpubs XX Mild at Prince Albert, Ely via @PerfectPintUK

[Al Cohol @AlcoholABV]

My drink of choice for tonight is...@PerfectPintUK

[Al Cohol @AlcoholABV]

I just received the 'Truman's - Taster' achievement, via @PerfectPintUK

[Al Cohol @AlcoholABV]

I just received the 'Nutty - Sampler' achievement, via @PerfectPintUK

[Al Cohol @AlcoholABV]

I'm drinking a perfect pint of @speckledhenry Old Speckled Hen at The Royal Standard, Ely via @PerfectPintUK

[Al Cohol @AlcoholABV]

I just received the 'Morland Brewery (Greene King) - Taster' achievement, via @PerfectPintUK

[Al Cohol @AlcoholABV]

I just received the 'The Royal Standard - Just the Once' achievement, via @PerfectPintUK

[Al Cohol @AlcoholABV]

I'm drinking a perfect pint of @greenekingpubs Greene King IPA at Prince Albert, Ely via @PerfectPintUK

[Al Cohol @AlcoholABV]

Merry Christmas! Better start my shopping

[Al Cohol @AlcoholABV]

@PowerPackXL @MissEmmaSian @domvitz @HeartInternet yeah you plastic slut

[Al Cohol @AlcoholABV]

@TwitterUK hello do you have a number we can call re account suspension? We've emailed from the account in question but that was a week ago

[Al Cohol @AlcoholABV]

@MuckyMutz1 @sinittaofficial TV's biggest ponce?

[Mucky Mutz @MuckyMutz1]

@sinittaofficial got to switch of xfactor while sinitta the leach is on it get back under your rock #sinittaleach

[Al Cohol @AlcoholABV]

@sinittaofficial your right - it is embarrassing!

[Al Cohol @AlcoholABV]

@Political_fun @sinittaofficial @SimonCowell it's embarrassing isn't it

[Al Cohol @AlcoholABV]

Speare a thought for poor @sinittaofficial she's lost all dignity regarding her ex - the clue is in the word 'ex' darling, time to let go!

[Al Cohol @AlcoholABV]

@theanthonydavis did you get a flight upgrade on the way home?

[Al Cohol @AlcoholABV]

@NIAbbot please don't do that bloody "Monday night just became Tuesday morning" lark like that @theanthonydavis bloke

[thepubclub @thepubclubbiz]

Looking to book a comedian for Xmas parties at your pub in East Anglia? You need @RussellHall2 adult comedian that won't disappoint #ukpubs

[Match Pint Trade @MatchPintTrade]

It's another great weekend for sport - let us know what you're showing and we can give you a shout out! #ukpubs #skysports @SkySportsPub