AlcoholicLittleDebbie

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[AlcoholicLittleDebbie @AlcoholicDebbie]

if you have some extra cash, here's a good place to spend it

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[Chambraigne Socialist @bombsfall]

Villainous fans: we demand you fix the ending so these two characters get together

Brave, unyielding author: I wrote an extra ending where they get together, and it's terrible, and it ruins their friendship forever, and nobody is happy

[win ben stein's;gate @weedhitter]

today i found out
1) irony posting existed in the late 1800s
2) they were really fucking good at irony in the 1800s

[AlcoholicLittleDebbie @AlcoholicDebbie]

arm is broken, fridge is empty - please, someone send weed and a steam gift code for that new total war game

[Goons_TXT @Goons_TXT]

[re: A Confederacy of Dunces] No sorry. I can barely bring myself to read my Lego books, let alone something about the American Civil war.

[AlcoholicLittleDebbie @AlcoholicDebbie]

@EsPyramid what do you think they mean by the "ghostwriter for Never_Smug" in their bio? is it an alt or are they being paid in exposure to write shitty takes for shitty accounts

[AlcoholicLittleDebbie @AlcoholicDebbie]

@PixTron515 @EsPyramid where did it usually mean that

[AlcoholicLittleDebbie @AlcoholicDebbie]

@spacetwinks @EsPyramid the author only dies when i disagree

[AlcoholicLittleDebbie @AlcoholicDebbie]

@_watsu excellence takes time

[Beany Tuesday @beanytuesday]

People on the site are always replying to some dumb conservative journalist's bad take trying to do a snappy one-liner own, when people should instead just be replying with Viper album covers

[AlcoholicLittleDebbie @AlcoholicDebbie]

@bombsfall na, they just got all the extras from garth marenghi to come in as a greek chorus, kinda underwhelming

[AlcoholicLittleDebbie @AlcoholicDebbie]

@vivafalastin the ending will be a clip of peter falk they shot in 2011 closing a book and telling his adult grandchild that they can read the next book tomorrow

[AlcoholicLittleDebbie @AlcoholicDebbie]

gonna sneak in my opinion that season 5 of justified was actually alright while everyone's distracted by dragons and shit

[AlcoholicLittleDebbie @AlcoholicDebbie]

@Whooping_Jane check out my 3 hour long lore video where i explain how ash do be that way sometimes

[AlcoholicLittleDebbie @AlcoholicDebbie]

@camden_langford @PackBenPack gb is a young, dynamic website that generates user engagement all across the political spectrum - from anarcho-monarchist to cyberpunk with chinese characteristics, when they want the hottest games coverage they come to giant bomb dot com!!

[AlcoholicLittleDebbie @AlcoholicDebbie]

@anarkeolog @bombsfall vile

[AlcoholicLittleDebbie @AlcoholicDebbie]

@PackBenPack i'm surprised any libertarians watch giant bomb, there are more than enough gaming channels on youtube made by teens

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

[influencer voice] i’ve been SO obsessed with this product lately!

[holding up a bag of mids and putting my hand behind it so the camera focuses]

[AlcoholicLittleDebbie @AlcoholicDebbie]

@TheDambRatFink @beanytuesday this isn't a time for levity, klay

[🇵🇸 🇯🇲ｆｏｒ ｓａｌｅ， ｂａｂｙ ｓｈｏｅｓ， ｎｅｖｅｒ ｗｏｒｎ．．． @PlsWatchGundam]

Daenerys Targaryen is technically a gusano.