Al Coholic

This is a page where you can follow a guy who is trying to literally drink himself to death. Should be fun to follow.

[Al Coholic @AlcoholicMan]

Have you ever pissed so many people off in your city that you walk around town dressed like a celebrity trying to not be noticed by fans and paparazzi?

[Al Coholic @AlcoholicMan]

Don’t ask, don’t care.

[Al Coholic @AlcoholicMan]

#FunMusicalFact “The Angel” that is sung about in @SarahMcLachlan ‘s “Arms Of The Angel” is actually heroin.

Heroin is “The Angel”. #truestory

[Al Coholic @AlcoholicMan]

@MissLisa0925 Could you follow me back? I would love to talk to you.

[Al Coholic @AlcoholicMan]

Ladies, not every kind word is a pickup line.

Can I not just be a nice guy with someone and it won’t get taken as I’m hitting on her?

[Al Coholic @AlcoholicMan]

Welcome to hell.

[Al Coholic @AlcoholicMan]

Early morning depression.

[Al Coholic @AlcoholicMan]

Bars and AA meetings have one thing in common, for me. I can be brutally honest in both. #nooneelsegetsit #alcoholicman #bars #aa

[Al Coholic @AlcoholicMan]

From 10 days on the wagon to 10 minutes off. #alcoholicman

[Al Coholic @AlcoholicMan]

I truly do apologize to all the people I hurt when I was active on this account, drunk or sober. Booze does not make me an asshole, I do.

I read through old tweets and messages and I am ashamed of many things I said and did.

I’m not dead yet.

[Al Coholic @AlcoholicMan]

I suppose 90 days sober was a ‘miracle’. I suppose I’m grateful that it didn’t make me feel any better when I relapsed.

Or whatever the fuck.

[Al Coholic @AlcoholicMan]

#SpoilerAlert God never shows up and Satan wins.

Good night.

[Al Coholic @AlcoholicMan]

@AlisonChrista Showdown with the devil today, folks.

[Al Coholic @AlcoholicMan]

@SeanConnell1983 I got plenty of other things

[Al Coholic @AlcoholicMan]

Good night, friends. Those who loved me. I love you but it doesn’t matter, I guess.

[Al Coholic @AlcoholicMan]

I just want it over. There is nothing left

[Al Coholic @AlcoholicMan]

I’ve thought razors and decided no

[Al Coholic @AlcoholicMan]

I feel like a belt around the neck is going to be easiest.

[Al Coholic @AlcoholicMan]

There really is no reason to go on. This whole thing is shit.

[Al Coholic @AlcoholicMan]

I can picture myself hung with a belt in my closet.