Al Del Bene

Boston comedian now living in Sydney, Australia. My hobbies include converting Celsius to Fahrenheit.

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Haiku

Don't take Tylenol,
It can only good happen,
It's too much liquid.

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@theTiser Yes, Optus

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This is tonight! Channel 10 Australia
#jflsydney
#NSFW

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Dearest Australia,

I did a lil set for JFL.
Airing June 26 on Channel 10
(remember television?)

As you can see it gets emotional.

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You know that muck that grows on the dish drying rack.. I sell that on ebay as kimchi starter 😁

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@DaneCook Dude I learned of this from your tweets.. very interesting!

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@StephBroadbrid1 Who books that?!?

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@DaneCook 🙋🏻

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@elonmusk new owner.. who dis?

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My 8 y.o. daughter's friend: God doesn't like you if you lie.

My 8 y.o. daughter: Then God doesn't like anyone.

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From ScoMo to AnAl.. well done Australia!

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I'm an anti-slapper and I don't care who knows it..

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One wonders if a comedian had slapped an actor, would they have ignored it?

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

Will Smith attacked Chris Rock and then helped us all heal by explaining how tough God’s plan for him is.

[Daniel Townes @danieltownes]

It's a good one, two road dogs reflecting on our lack of work through the pandemic, and both of us having extremely niche skills that don't translate to too many other career paths.

You can listen wherever you get your podcasts:

https://t.co/9rrdf86gn5

https://t.co/DPYOpbNyoI

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@DaneCook The comedian or the geological event?

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Hey Putin, quit being such a jerk! (it's ok for me to say this.. some of my best friends invade countries.)

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@sean_woodland My shout, cunt.

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@johncruckshank ... Whaddya reckon??

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@richisfunny Group sex chat?