Brandon Alderson

GO BIRDS.

[Anthony DiBona @DiBonaNFL]

Good news: The Phillies beat the Braves, 4-3.

Bad news: Vic Fangio is about to get cooked.

[Mellowhype @icymikelowry]

Anonymous sources have magically arrived in New England 👀 @inmate98127_656 @EaglesVEveryone

[Lindsay @LindsaytheLarry]

You know what I’m not seeing here

Trans athlete
Undocumented immigrant
Drag queen
Radical feminist

[The Anonymous Nobody @el_budget]

Vince McMahon’s wife is determining what degree programs are worthy of being granted student loans.

Read that again.

[Aaron @aaroncabrera_]

Cameron Skattebo when JJ McCarthy looks like Jaxon Dart but doesn’t smell like Jaxon Dart

[Onyx Odds @OnyxOdds]

Cam Skattebo at practice wondering why Jaxson Dart wears #9 and sucks now

[brandon* @brndxix]

“useless liberal arts degrees” and it includes early childhood education

[B L A K E L E Y™℠©® LLC @_iamblakeley]

It’s like they’re caricatures of the left 😭

[Parker @Park3rC]

John Harbaugh still hasn't told Skattebo about Dart- they're hoping he doesn't notice like switching out your kid's goldfish when it dies

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

"Liberty Biberty"

[Anthony DiBona @DiBonaNFL]

Patriots QB Drake Maye has now thrown six interceptions through 11 quarters this season.

Reminder: Eagles QB Jalen Hurts threw six interceptions in 17 games last season.

[Underdog @Underdog]

Drake Maye interceptions three games into 2026: 6

Jalen Hurts interceptions all of 2025: 6

[Anthony DiBona @DiBonaNFL]

The Patriots are 1-2. Drake Maye has scored 1 total touchdown with 7 total turnovers.

The Chargers are 0-3. Justin Herbert has scored 3 total touchdowns with 4 total turnovers.

But they’re what a QB is supposed to look like! 😉

[Leyla Hamed @leylahamed]

Despite the fines and mounting pressure, Houston Texans linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair continues to honour Palestinian children killed in Gaza.

This time, it’s Lana, 12, and Bana, 8, who were killed alongside their family in an Israeli attack earlier this month.

[Brandon Alderson @Alderson20]

This did not happen.

[Future Mass Grave Occupant🫧 @oomficide]

My brother in law owns a hibachi restaurant and saw a customers EBT card with a balance of $51,000