Hola gente, se que Twitter es de ayuda cuando se necesita, ella es Dobi es la lorita de mí mamá, quien nos conoce sabe que no la teníamos enjaulada y hoy se desapareció de la casa de mis papás, si alguien la ve me avisa? me ayuda también si pueden compartir, GRACIAS!
"NUNCA HABÍA VISTO UN PERDEDOR, NI SIQUIERA EN LA ÉPOCA DE CRISTIANO Y MESSI, CON TANTA CARA DE TRASTE COMO LAMINE YAMAL" JAJAJA Lamine Yamal tendrá sus balones próximamente pero como persona seguirá siendo el rey de la soberbia
me llegó un mensaje totalmente random de un numero que decia mercado libre bajo el pretexto de que me iban a entregar unos panes a casa ?? yo en ningun momento pedí panes ?? y dije dios cada dia mas complejas las estafas.. 20 minutos mas tarde me llama mi hermana que llegó el pan
Me cago de risa cada vez que preguntan por que llevaron vacas al recital de bts y le responden con este video porque literal esta es la explicación otra no hay
Marta: "Hay un jueguito de seducción entre Betu y yo. Me está coqueteando"
Betu: "No te estoy coqueteando, Marta, soy vegetariano yo"
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#MasterChefCelebrity
My boyfriend took me out on a double date with two of his friends and their girlfriends.
I wore a fitted gown that evening, and my boyfriend couldn’t stop complimenting me before we left the house.
When we arrived at the restaurant, we all sat around the same table, laughing and catching up.
Everything was going perfectly until I noticed something strange.
My boyfriend’s friend kept bending down under the table, pretending he was picking something up. At first, I thought he had dropped his phone or something.
But after the third time, I noticed he wasn’t even searching for anything anymore. He was using the excuse to look between my legs under the table.
I immediately pulled my gown down a little and adjusted myself in my seat. I felt so uncomfortable that I stopped contributing to the conversation.
My boyfriend noticed I had suddenly become quiet.
He leaned closer and whispered, “Baby, what’s wrong? You’ve been smiling all evening. Did something happen?”
I hesitated because I didn’t want to embarrass anybody in front of their girlfriends.
But he held my hand under the table and said, “You can tell me. You don’t have to pretend you’re okay with me.”