Alan Docherty

Proudly Scottish and British, creative chappie, dad, muso and Land Rover fanatic.

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@TheBMA

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@RepMTG Go for it!

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@JeremyClarkson where you get this brilliant Cortina T shirt please? (btw got Willman’s book)

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@BBCBreaking Really? I’m sure this will put Putin off his cornflakes.

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@jenniebond1 you’ve earned a pretty penny over the years as a royal correspondent, so why your spiteful little comment ‘ that arrogant man’?
For all Andrew’s wrongdoing, you have no moral authority to say that.

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@RepMTG Call me crazy but I find myself agreeing with you sometimes.

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@BBCNews Democratic Minnesota state representative Melissa Hortman and her husband and were assassinated in June this year. Hardly any reporting. Why the huge amount of airtime over the killing of Charlie Kirk?

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A delusional piece of twaddle from
BMW. If an octopus had just a centralised nervous system, it wouldn’t be an octopus.

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@Dempster2000 I was going to give you hard time for some review or other until I read your piece on TV Historical Dramas in the Grauniad. Fabulous laugh-out-loud comedy gold! Nobel Lit prize awaits!

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Something for Starmer and Reeves to chew on...

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HR departments & headhunters please note:

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@GeorgeCochrane1 Out of the car you bastard! I asked for a Humber Sceptre and you bring me a Singer Vogue with no wheel trims!

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@jk_rowling Gay, lesbian & bi people have been around as long as humans existed. e.g. ancient Greek and Roman cultures. People just enjoyed their lives. Jan Morris transitioned and wrote wonderful books about everything but transitioning. Why the fuss? Keep up the good work J.K.R.

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Ah, but if you zoom in on the UK, you’ll see that in Central London, the representation is 50/50 light blue/dark blue. Apparently. #TheRunningGrave @jk_rowling @RGalbraith

[Alan Docherty @AlDocherty]

@Fender HSS Strat with the humbucker p/u tap-able, Olympic White body, C shaped neck with vintage frets on rosewood fretboard, brown tortoiseshell scratch plate.
Thank you very much.

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Ella Baron in the Guardian.....

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@LeeAndersonMP_ The question that nobody's asking with your claim about Sadiq Khan is "Shall we check this out first?" Before the woke hysteria.

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@CrookEleanor @mjohnharrison Ed McBain
Ian M Banks
Issac Asimov
Lee Child
Greg Bear
Terry Pratchett
Kim Stanley Robinson
Richard Brautigan
Charles Dickens
Sir Water Scott

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This is a letter written on Christmas Day in 1932 from 14 year old Daisy Chance who grew up in the Nottinghamshire mining village of Stanton Hill the same village I grew up in 40 years later. She wrote the letter to people living in the future.

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@mjohnharrison "My tumble drier speaks to the internet."