Colonel Aldus Valor

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[Colonel Aldus Valor @AldusValor]

When I get my hands on that dicksucker, I'm gonna make him slurp my cum through a pantyhose.

[Colonel Aldus Valor @AldusValor]

@SStricklandMMA Eh, just go back out there and get punched in the face for my amusement.

[Colonel Aldus Valor @AldusValor]

@012013014L @anne_hegerty Don't worry. I'll never visit England. I have no intention of ever going to an Islamic state.

[Colonel Aldus Valor @AldusValor]

@anne_hegerty @012013014L I do know that perfectly well and, in fact, am only vaguely aware of what you're actually talking about. Which is why I was replying to the misandrist who was replying to you... Governess...

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@012013014L @anne_hegerty Let's be real, though. Professional women's teams are like college men's junior varsity teams. That's why nobody watches.

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@RayParker76 @AFellaNamedGus @stephenasmith @ufc I've stolen this meme

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@SHABOOTY @stephenasmith @ufc 4748

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@CJtheFineArtist @SHABOOTY @stephenasmith @ufc Jeez. You need to calm down. I suggest a Xanax with a clorox chaser.

[Colonel Aldus Valor @AldusValor]

@JohnDBravo @pickover Was on my way to say this, lol

[Colonel Aldus Valor @AldusValor]

4748

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@Irish28494 @bennyjohnson Let me guess. You really, really hate Trump. You can't be bothered to actually pay attention to what's going on in Iran. And you saw this meme and decided it must be true.

That sound about right?

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@noelplum Does this mean we're done allowing biological men to pummel women in boxing rings and shit?

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@electionsjoe Guess we'll see in 2032.

[Colonel Aldus Valor @AldusValor]

@SkiddlyV @BasedMikeLee And you know what? I'm doing great! It's the fraudsters and net-negative taxpayers that are bitching.

[Colonel Aldus Valor @AldusValor]

@Kizzume Before you say "but I do", I know that nothing is a monolith when I say "nobody looks up".

[Colonel Aldus Valor @AldusValor]

@noelplum @PastorTrey05 It gives the ick. There's no logical reason.

Men of any age have been programmed by evolution to seek out fertile women who have the best odds to provide the most amount of children.

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@AZ_Brittney You must be so miserable.

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@noelplum Crazy what goes on in Islamic nations...

[Colonel Aldus Valor @AldusValor]

@airwinger_9014 @realannapaulina The 4th Amendment, unfortunately, offers very little protection within automobiles.

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@OcDarkKnight @MattWalshBlog Are you ok? Maybe show me on the doll where Matt offended you