Mike Alderson

[Mike Alderson @Aldy236]

The lug nuts on my truck require more torque then what your import makes! #citykids #fuckinhondas

[Mike Alderson @Aldy236]

This world could use less " yo homie" and more " yee yee" @EarlDibblesJr

[Mike Alderson @Aldy236]

The lyrics are "painted on tight" not "shining so bright" this ain't twinkle little star ya fucking idiot! #ifyagunnasingit #singitright

[Mike Alderson @Aldy236]

Well doesn't that make you feel like the biggest piece of shit ever

[Mike Alderson @Aldy236]

Sometimes I park in handicap spaces while handicap people make handicap faces #imanasshole

[Mike Alderson @Aldy236]

@amyantonia6 figured it would give ya something too do!!

[Mike Alderson @Aldy236]

How bout this swear jar thing!! #fuckeh #whoskeepintrack @kellieantonia @amyantonia6 @santonia13

[Mike Alderson @Aldy236]

I think my GPS is drunk!

[Mike Alderson @Aldy236]

Im coming over I hope thats alright listen to me pullin in your drive lookout your Window and seemy lights #offwork #surprise @kellieantonia

[Mike Alderson @Aldy236]

Out for a rip in the blizzard! #ohfuckyabud

[Mike Alderson @Aldy236]

"You no when you drink and your tongue gets numb" Ohhh someone's going to be hungover for Christmas! Ahaha love you @kellieantonia

[Mike Alderson @Aldy236]

Another raise! Christmas bonus! #fuckya

[Mike Alderson @Aldy236]

Just in one of those peachy effin moods.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Darlin' your pants say yoga, but your camel toe says Hump Day.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Been practicin' my math today.
4 x 4 = Offroad.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

My Saturday was goin' pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

[Mike Alderson @Aldy236]

East bound and down load it up and truck it! I'm gunna do what they say can't be done. #truckin #tightdeadline #$$$$

[Mike Alderson @Aldy236]

Couldn't be happier! Love you @kellieantonia

[Mike Alderson @Aldy236]

Gunna be another sleepless night, work in 6hours #exhausted #cantsleep

[Mike Alderson @Aldy236]

About to get my redneck on... city drivers >:l