Alex

[Cross Country Probs @CrossProb]

the first few days of track are weird

"wow the teams so big this season"

1 week later

"wow we dont even have enough people to enter a 4x800"

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

good morning to ugly people only!❤️ sexy mfs sit yo stankin ass down. 😒

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

me coughing so the person who walked in the bathroom doesn’t try to open my stall

[Royalty In The Rough @yellowbonemama]

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by friday

[Alex @Ale96789599]

@AntoninaPisc Barb 🤧😫💕

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

Me telling the worker at Subway what I want on my sandwich

[Alex @Ale96789599]

@Fletchmech Um, excuse me 😂👀

[Alex @Ale96789599]

Listening to @jonbellion always puts me in such a happy mood. What a talented dude.

[Alex @Ale96789599]

Overheard some of my students talking today:

“What’s your favorite flavor of toilet paper?”

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

My professor after I take an impossible final: “HAPPY HOLIDAYS!”

Me:

[Alex @Ale96789599]

@Fletchmech