Alec “E Lee” Altmeyer

Cincy Alum 94’ | Deshaun Watson Enthusiast🐶 | Chicago | Hypergamy Phobia

[Mostache ✣ @shecallmemyron]

Ngl if I’m at Headtrip I’m rolling for 8 hours tn

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I need me a foid that sounds like she smokes 10 cigarettes a day

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If Mexicans actually spoke English they’d be top 3 tolerable race

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Gay son this. Gay son that. BULLSHIT. I’m taking thot daughter any day so I can crack her friends

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You’re gay and retarded if you wouldn’t crack the John summit freshman #🪵

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All I want is a foid that I can blurface on the beev is that too hard to ask for? #LANK

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@MurrayHillGuy1 Acting as if none of us would crack that #🪵

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Walking in downtown Chicago is like being in a third world country. I don’t think I’ve heard a lick of English #deport

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Peter, I am inside of you #Expand

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@JerryThomp24 I’d tap the hell outta them

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Went on a hinge date with a foid. 4 drinks ran me a 100$ tab #rape #ineedsex

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@MarcelOzyna I didn’t go

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I don’t think I’ve experienced a Sunday that has ever been scarier than this #sundayscaries

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Foid on the CTA jsut said she liked my haircut

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Ts would have me running through a wall if I were a player and saw this

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@RodzIsBackVII I see nothing wrong with this

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Situationship just dropped a banger #ropemaxx

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#EXPAND

[Bob P. Dubz @DubzBob]

Who do you think this guy voted for

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Double cup wyd??? #lean #pourmeup #purple