Benji

Leave me alone

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People are getting mad because Eminem got political on his BET freestyle... Have these people never listened to an Eminem song?

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Spectrum has to be the absolute worst ISP to ever exist.

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@Dvon618 😂😂 you know it bb

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I got a reminder tonight that I have a weakness for pale redheads.

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RIP @fuckurdaze. You were a beautiful soul and deserved nothing but happiness in this life. I hope you’ve found peace

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I’m in love with motorcycles again and fully aware it’ll probably kill me

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In just over a year I went from weighing 255/260 down to 179

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I love that I can be out sick for 2 days and come back to 0 issues because my team is awesome

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Like bruh

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I’ve lost a dumb amount of weight in the year I’ve lived in Georgia

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@McNidas Big dubs

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Moved to Atlanta and got promoted twice within a year

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Got Covid for Christmas. Nice

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And my dm just sent a text saying to stay home tomorrow too out of caution so F

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Slept for 18 hours yesterday and now today I can’t eat anything without feeling instant nausea. Good thing I was staying in ATL for Christmas anyway.

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Of course my birthday is the most stressful day at work I’ve had in a very long time

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@fuckurdaze At least you know he won’t give up easily ig?

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Being called Mr. Benjamin by people weirds me out.

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Ah yes the good old “leave open pornhub big cock shemales” when you drop off your phone to be fixed. Thanks for that random 50 yr old dude

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This super attractive mixed girl came into my work today and this kid and his mom were already inside. Kid is being a kid until he notices her and you can just see his head tracking her. Mom notices, looks over and let’s out a very quiet “damn” then nudges her son to stop staring

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I fucking hate airports