Mr. Arsehole.

The Official @HPExtreme Alec Sage Kane. I'm smooth with the ladies, not everyone else.

[Mr. Arsehole. @AlecK_HP]

Weird

[Mr. Arsehole. @AlecK_HP]

[Drums fingers on his desk, impatient to get out of class.] Blimely. Who cares about history? [Mumbled unhappily.]

[Mr. Arsehole. @AlecK_HP]

@_FleurDHP [Eyebrow raised.] Children? Must be a workload. [Still smirking.] You look young for a mother.

[Mr. Arsehole. @AlecK_HP]

[Surprised looking seeing @GinnyWHP_.] Blimely, Hogwarts has acquired another Weasley. They're everywhere.

[Mr. Arsehole. @AlecK_HP]

That was easy. The account got suspended now. 👌

[Mr. Arsehole. @AlecK_HP]

@ocpsconfess + minors and secondly, you shouldn't be doing that because it is ILLEGAL. It isn't entertaining at all of what you're doing.

[Mr. Arsehole. @AlecK_HP]

@ocpsconfess Either you remove those girls' photos or I will go to the police station and report your account. Some of those girls are +

[Mr. Arsehole. @AlecK_HP]

[Snorts.] Hardly. RT @Belladonna_HP: What's the matter, Kane? Afraid to have anything stronger?

[Mr. Arsehole. @AlecK_HP]

[Sighs dramatically.] Can someone please get me Butter Beer?

[Mr. Arsehole. @AlecK_HP]

@_FleurDHP [Grins.] What are you doing around here at this time? Are you alone? [Smirks.]

[Mr. Arsehole. @AlecK_HP]

[Shrugs.] Don't care if you're taking or not. If you're hot, that's all I care about.

[Mr. Arsehole. @AlecK_HP]

@_FleurDHP [Grins cockily.] I'm Alec, Alec Kane. You must be the beautiful Fleur. [Eyes flicker on you from head to toe.]

[Mr. Arsehole. @AlecK_HP]

[Winks at @_FleurDHP.] Welcome to the Extreme Family.

[Mr. Arsehole. @AlecK_HP]

[Dramatic sighs.] Someone please entertain me.

[Mr. Arsehole. @AlecK_HP]

[Shrugs @ScorpiusM_HP.] It looks better on me than a Muggle.

[Mr. Arsehole. @AlecK_HP]

[Chuckles, highly amused at Logo's comment.]

[Mr. Arsehole. @AlecK_HP]

[Arches brow.] Herb boy is back!

[Mr. Arsehole. @AlecK_HP]

[Spills dung on the timeline.]

[Mr. Arsehole. @AlecK_HP]

[Tongue click.] Nobody's here,

[Mr. Arsehole. @AlecK_HP]

[Rolls eyes.] Love fades. [Mutters.] Everyone knows that. Next thing you know, a new girl comes along and he'll forget about you.