Waldo Wizardboy

Better Nate than lever

[Waldo Wizardboy @AlecLarrett]

Gonna do a little mothers day celebration tonight and sort my milf

[Waldo Wizardboy @AlecLarrett]

Some old dude at work today called me cute and tried to spank me... I’ve never been so scarred and flattered at the same time

[Waldo Wizardboy @AlecLarrett]

Dad honestly you need to stop watching my chaturbate streams it’s getting kinda weird

[Waldo Wizardboy @AlecLarrett]

Suck my dick Mother Nature I’m just gonna leave my car running all night so I don’t have to clear er off in the mornin

[Waldo Wizardboy @AlecLarrett]

I’m on the bus rn and I’m 100% sure some old lady just cast a spell on me so if I drop dead out of nowhere she was wearing a blue jacket purple scarf jeans and black boots

[WRITE HOME @writehomeband]

Shoutout to @Spotify for featuring us on the ‘Ready to Rock’ playlist! 🤙🏻Check it out here: https://t.co/I4o85dB0pr

[Waldo Wizardboy @AlecLarrett]

Alec bud we really gotta talk about this day drinking and spending literally all your money at the bar thing you’ve been doing every weekend it’s really getting outta hand

[Amelia Earnhardt Jr. @thanksalotmac]

please listen to this if you get a chance, retweet and like if you enjoyed it <3

‘𝘐𝘛'𝘚 𝘉𝘌𝘌𝘕 𝘈 𝘞𝘏𝘐𝘓𝘌 ' (feat. @AyeBromar, @Sarjuthecave) [prod. @macsaproducer]

https://t.co/IPTCNgSa9L

[Amelia Earnhardt Jr. @thanksalotmac]

listen to this if you have a second

retweet it if you like it

[Waldo Wizardboy @AlecLarrett]

Love this weather man, windows down, tunes blasting, dick and balls out flapping in the wind. Doesn’t get any better

[Autozone Jones @robbywgucci]

I’ve been DMing Mountain Dew for 3 years and haven’t got an answer.

[Waldo Wizardboy @AlecLarrett]

Finally another holiday to help me justify my horrible drinking habit

[Young Dagger Dick @MichaliszynMatt]

I love the feeling of an ENORMOUS MASSIVE TOILET BLOCKING SHIT COMING OUT OF MY ASS

[Young Dagger Dick @MichaliszynMatt]

@AlecLarrett MY FRIEND HAS A SMALL CHODE

[Waldo Wizardboy @AlecLarrett]

Someone should really tell my boss that his ass crack is hanging out and all the customers are staring at it

[Waldo Wizardboy @AlecLarrett]

I’m a virgin