Alec Simpson

[Alec Simpson @AlecSimpson1]

@BleacherNation Know if Knebel can be lifted now to start the ninth? Did he technically face three batters?

[Alec Simpson @AlecSimpson1]

@WTrezek What is Option V?

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

You’re New Here, But You Should Know That I’m The Guy Whose Computer People Gather Around To Watch Funny Videos http://t.co/CcO1Sem2H3

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Ron Santo, forever represented at the National Baseball Hall of Fame:

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

July 4, 1776: the day that we “unfollowed” King George. #waytoointotwitter