Diesel

my cork is popped and brother, the water is flowing

[Diesel @alectweets_]

Really looking forward to @LoganPaul’s first term as president

[Rivals @Rivals]

🚨BREAKING🚨 4-star QB Ty Hawkins has flipped his commitment from TCU to SMU, he tells @Hayesfawcett3🐎

More from @BillyEmbody: https://t.co/mQJD3fgDmr

[Diesel @alectweets_]

watching soccer on tv without hearing an english accent from the commentator just feels wrong

[Diesel @alectweets_]

@headdturnerr for president

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Falcon going to orbit as seen from ocean

[AB @AB84]

That’s actually the dark knight #CTESPN

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

The tanner the better. My plan is to move to key west, buy a local bar that isn't open to the public, wear an anchor necklace, wear a hat like quint in Jaws, drink High Noons, bet on horses and look like a catchers mit.

[AB @AB84]

That Bill Burr #CTESPN @billburr

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Bittersweet day

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

bro bet on taylor swift to score a touchdown 😭

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

someone getting fired at Microsoft 😭

[Diesel @alectweets_]

@tomsegura @YMHstudios Good morning Julia

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

FSU on the phone with the college football playoff committee

[Thor Nystrom @thorku]

Michigan’s reaction to drawing Alabama instead of FSU tells you everything you need to know about whether the committee made the right call

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

This belongs in the Smithsonian.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

what playing NCAA 14 on freshman difficulty looks like

[Diesel @alectweets_]

@richfalkwallace I would like the sheet please.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This is bad

[SMU Barstool @StoolSMU]

Bro💀

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Tweet of the year

[Diesel @alectweets_]

venom

[Scary Underwater @scaryunderwater]

Can anyone explain what this is?