Aliyu Mukhtar🀄

#Northernlivesmatter.. #HalaMadrid....⚽️ #Palestinianlivesmatter..🇵🇸🇵🇸

[INTERIOR PORN @INTERIORPORN1]

This is the true definition of “rich people activities”

[CINEMA ON SCREEN 🎬🍿 x 🔴⚪️ @ChisomJuan89694]

The SWAT team thought he was trapped. Then he disappeared beneath the water.

With nowhere left to run, a fugitive dives into a massive river and discovers a hidden way to breathe underwater. But just as the search closes in, an even deadlier threat enters the river—a crocodile.

Now he’s trapped beneath the surface with danger coming from both sides.

Will he make it out alive?

[JB Stories @jbestories1]

The umbrella kiss

[TioNacho @TioNachok]

JAJAJAJA
El presidente del congreso AFRICANO estaba recorriendo un laboratorio y se puso a oler un frasco de MARIHUANA.

Lo traicionó el instinto al tipazo.

[kickoff @Trollkickoff]

🚨👑 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗜𝗖 𝗙𝗔𝗥𝗘𝗪𝗘𝗟𝗟 𝗜𝗡 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗠𝗔𝗗𝗥𝗜𝗗 𝗛𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗬! 🏆

🏆 𝗪𝗜𝗡𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗨𝗘𝗙𝗔 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦 𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗚𝗨𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝟲𝗧𝗛 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘

[TCR. @TeamCRonaldo]

🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: A Japanese Governor almost lost his job because he skipped an official meeting to watch Cristiano Ronaldo play. 🤯

​He chose Al-Nassr vs. PSG over his government duties.

[RyanPatrick🇺🇸🦅 @RyanHatesGovt]

I tried this one time, from way lower, and didn’t quite make it to the water. Never again!

[Mr Piccolo @iamchrizten]

Oh my goodness, this is an embarrassment 😳.

[Kenny @InahKenneth]

Who is this man sef 🤣🤣

[Contextpinit bluesky @blueskypinit]

When your daughter decides to troll you 😭

[RAZOR BLADE @razorblade300]

Zubby Michael Met Eboh Noah, the Ghana prophet who was arrested for false prophecy.

🗣️Zubby: “Eboh Noah, you said the World will finish but the world didn't finish! What did you smoke that day?

Eboh Noah: “It will finish Sir. Laughs.”

Zubby: “If I blow you!🤣

[Loud Outside @LoudOutside]

Homeless woman goes viral

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🔙🗣️ Karim Benzema: “The Real Madrid team in 2011/2012 was surely the best team we had here.”

Do you agree?

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

Nigerian 🇳🇬 super star ⭐️ Burna boy to host radio station in GTA 6

[Afrobeats Hall of Fame @Afrobeatsfame]

Original stereoman

Sample Ekwe📹

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 José Mourinho: “Mbappé came here after the injury, he was diagnosed. He went for an outpatient consultation because his knee has a medical history that cannot be overlooked.

The diagnoses were in complete agreement.

There is a recovery plan, the details of which you don't need to know.

And then, there is the hunt for trouble. As if the real problems football has faced over the past couple of weeks weren't enough, people are actively looking for issues.

First, the nightclub that wasn't a nightclub, it was a venue for a private Paris Fashion Week event.

Then, the bicycle incident in Switzerland, at a hotel made up of small cottages.

The bikes were simply for getting around the common areas of a quiet hotel, yet it was made to look as if he were riding in the Tour de Suisse”.

[Chidi Anselm Odinkalu, CGoF @ChidiOdinkalu]

Inspector-General, @TunjiDisu1 Has a Duty to Discipline The DPO of @PoliceNG, "B" Division, Awka, Anambra State.

Yesterday, Franklyn Ifeanyi Onwuasoanya led Bailiffs with the judiciary in Awka, capital of Anambra State, to execute a Warrant of Possession issued by the Chief Magistrates Court in the State capital.

As they were in the process of execution, a man arrived at the premises and introduced himself as the DPO of the "B" Division of @PoliceNG in Awka.

The Police Officer ordered the Bailiff to stop the execution & leave the premises. In the absence of evidence of an order of a superior Court, Mr. Onwusoanya declined.

The police officer reportedly called for backup. When that arrived, they started assaulting the bailiffs, tore their clothes & sought to use violence to forcibly confiscate the warrant from them. It was at that point that one of them started recording the account.

After this emission, @TunjiDisu1's people may well decide to charge me under the Cybercrimes Act like they have done with my namesake in Enugu, instead of calling in their DPO in Awka to account for presuming that his uniform makes him a summary Court of Appeal.

[CAROLINE MOJIRADE @MojiradeEwaade]

Rest well my champions 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

This is so disheartening 😭

[The Ancient Scientist @ancscientist]

A relief carved in 8th-century BCE Nineveh shows Assyrian military divers using air-filled goatskin bladders to cross rivers undetected, now held in the British Museum.

[aremu @ilyremy9]

jay-z reportedly filed to disestablish paternity after finding out blue ivy carter wasn’t his biological daughter, saying he no longer wants to be responsible for her expenses and wants her to stop using his last name, carter.

“it’s heartbreaking knowing beyoncé and our family doctor kept this from me for over a decade. at least the twins are mine, so i’m not losing both ways.”