Alejandro “Alefro”

Official Twitter account of Alefro Muñoz. Beware of fakes. Currently on a mission to Luke 5:4 with a strict policy of 1st Peter 5:7.

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Remember boys and girls, lift with your back, not your legs ☝️

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A whisper of warmth
A murmur, it’s happening...
Could it really be?

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@caroline_nannis I’m telling ya, there needs to be a male equivalent. How about <<ready to fell some trees and build a log cabin to shelter my fledgling family from the elements>> crazy

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Henz started laying again!!

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@bmbove I think “Fluids in the News” might be my favorite part of that whole textbook

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Signs I’ve been in school too long:
Professors say to the class “you probably don’t remember 9/11 BUT...”

AND THEY’RE RIGHT..!1!!!1!1

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@caroline_nannis When the consequences are severe enough?

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Exploring alternative punctuation for my haiku

Head: gonna explode;
Heart: wants to explode... “not yet”
Brain - no idea

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Praise the Lamb, days are getting longer, nights are getting shorter.

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I finally made it to classes that I love 🥰🥰😍

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Thought the charging port on my phone was going bad; I always have to wiggle the cord for it to charge, etc... a quick inspection revealed approximately 38585 metric tons of sawdust and fluff stuck inside the port. Cleaned it out and we are BACK! #carpenterProbs

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@caroline_nannis I disapprove of your faithless-normative approach... however valid it might be

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I miss my mustache’s built in
snot-guard when I’m #commuting on my bike and I have a runny nose...

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@Daniel_bearman I’m know less about animals than you do, but I’d actually heard of serows - Yamaha had a small dirtbike/dual sport motorcycle model in the ‘90s called Serow, advertised as a go-anywhere bike, much like a goat-antelope

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@margaritaisa97 @bmbove Correct. And since the two alters cancel out, my ego is Slimboy McSkinny as well.

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I now insist on being called
“Slimboy McSkinny”

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@Ficklette Feels weird to hear peeps talk about my high school stomping grounds; the sadness that came over me when Noni’s closed, then the excitement when it opened again

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A previously unpublished oldie but goodie for this brisk January evening:

I try to focus
Apply my brain to the task
But my heart bleeds, breaks

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1st day of last semester: hungover
1st day of this semester: 4 hrs of sleep after 9 hrs in a car

I think I’m improving!

[hannah ☕️ @hanmariams]

If you’re a Catholic man who supports abortion, I just go ahead and assume you’re a POS because you willingly accept exploiting women and children on all levels and demote them to objects for use contrary to their dignity :’)