Alejandro Loza

[Palmwine Papi @spicedliver]

When you're not HIM, women think you're actually subhuman.

[I Deserve it All 🇨🇦 @MelaninisOP_]

I was expecting like maybe a small piece of the mountain BUT IT WAS THE WHOLE FUCKING THING WTF OMG THIS IS THE CRAZIEST THING IVE SEEN ALL DAY THAT MADE ME SAY WTF IRL

[さ @4LR6071qYL42316]

長押ししても、押しても何も変わらないです…😭すみません🙏

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

no community note its real

[Franc @FrancMeOff]

Gotta have something Asian

[Person108 @PersonthePerso2]

Indie game developers watching PlayStation use their passion projects as human shields after making the worst decision possible

[jack da proot (I don't make toast) @JWhite88915]

The cat with only evil thoughts

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

does this say posted in 2021…

[En Júpiter @En_jupiter_]

Amigos, no me van a creer

[jeanne ne sais quoi @MetaReflexive]

Being a substitute teacher is so thankless, yeah man, the sub “snitched” because you made their life a living nightmare for 45 minutes for no reason

[TSA @TSA]

“It’s not on your website”

Oh, ok... apologies, we didn’t realize you were going to bring part of a FIRE HYDRANT to the airport.

[abriiiil @clasediferente]

el hijo de puta de mi gato es tan gordo q cuando se levanta del sillón deja un crater

[Jose @Jose90491864]

type of dude you see through the crack of the public bathroom stall while you're looking for an empty one

[Cameron Walker @_walk_dog_]

im loving all this transformers content on my tl lately

[•🦋• @Oreos_iam]

Scratching a bug bite is like evil masturbation

[mandy @SHKANONYURI]

Having people borrow money from you makes you realize why people get dismembered and buried in the desert by the mafia for not paying loans

[⎝ 𓆩༺🌺Rukis༻𓆪 ⎠ @soirekiiss]

How it feels when someone sings the song you were singing in your head

[SAM O @_SamObaseki]

She thought she was dealing with a small boy 😂😂