Florida Man

I only like cocaine and Whole Foods*

*Ketamine and Publix

[Florida Man @Alejandro_Friz]

I did it! I finally took my Cicerone Level 1 exam and your boy is officially a Certified Beer Server! Definitely not as easy of an exam as I thought but I was pleasantly surprised at how much info I've absorbed the past few years! #CBS #CCP #FirstStep

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Must feel so amazing right now to be a Vietnamese man in NYC named Nicks Nguyen and hearing the whole city chant your name

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

This is …. And I don’t say this lightly…. The single greatest piece of writing I have ever seen in my life

The Japanese have discovered unlimited chips & salsa and it’s beautiful

[vis 🇰🇷🇵🇹🇧🇷🇳🇿 @Visicert]

he really did that against a 73-9 team bro

[Florida Man @Alejandro_Friz]

I know it's a little delayed since I finished sunken cost fallacy-ing my way through season 3 of Euphoria but I HAVE to say something. Sam Levinson fucking sucks and didn't deserve the fucking incredible performance he got out of Colman Domingo for that dog shit show.

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

This one hits hard.

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[crawf @crawf34]

hey, tell them there’s a pedophile in attendance

[Florida Man @Alejandro_Friz]

When I see someone wearing the OG Jack of Blades mask in the new Fable trailer and we get a February 2027 release date....

[richard @richard_normal]

ruining your first home finals game in three decades up 2-0 so the worlds fattest pedophile can nod off in a private box >>>

[sean @_sn_n]

voters:

[Shiva @SecretlyShiva]

Ah the Corpse Emperor.

First depiction we got of him in so long.

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Spurs advance. The ancient scriptures have always illuminated our path.

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

OKC THUNDER LOSE

[orange™ @HorangelDavid]

Tu eres católico porque crees en Dios

Yo soy católico porque voy a participar en las cruzadas sagradas lideradas por el Papa León XIV contra las tiranías blasfemas tecnocraticas para acabar con la IA

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

POV: Boomers dreaming about young people having a good, happy life and can afford to buy a house

[Florida Man @Alejandro_Friz]

Inshallah comrade Wemby beats the Thunder in game 7 so I don't need to root for a fucking team from new York in the NBA finals.