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[parody of aleighjandreaux @AlejandroAris19]

How I cleared my skin and lightened my acne scars:

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[parody of aleighjandreaux @AlejandroAris19]

Now that this place is no longer Twitter, I will be dippin’

I leave you with this video i took at the airport

[parody of aleighjandreaux @AlejandroAris19]

Sometimes I be listening to my Discover Weekly and I get embarrassed that an algorithm determined I like such shitty music

[parody of aleighjandreaux @AlejandroAris19]

@caitlynfonteno Throw in a pizza party and I think you have yourself a winner

[parody of aleighjandreaux @AlejandroAris19]

@gumbofumbo That Alejandro doesn’t speak for other Alejandros. Personally, this Alejandro loves the idea of a no mow lawn and would like pics

[parody of aleighjandreaux @AlejandroAris19]

@KevBone_6 I’ve lived long enough to see myself become the villain

[parody of aleighjandreaux @AlejandroAris19]

One time, university dining services had a giveaway if you found a Dino nugget in your regular nuggets. I went home, grabbed one out of my freezer, put it on my plate, and got a $5 gift card for coffee

[parody of aleighjandreaux @AlejandroAris19]

@EmMeaney

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@caitlynfonteno I feel my actions were justified bc of days like “vegetarian day”

[parody of aleighjandreaux @AlejandroAris19]

@laurahurddd I am resilient, that is true

[parody of aleighjandreaux @AlejandroAris19]

Every day my Snapchat memories show me that I was insufferable pre-late 2021.

Y’all did not bully me enough.

I deserved severe harassment.

[parody of aleighjandreaux @AlejandroAris19]

This is an momentous moment in life. My graduation post has 420 likes, and 69 people clicked on my profile from it

[parody of aleighjandreaux @AlejandroAris19]

@PsalmOfDongs On god that’s how they act bro

[parody of aleighjandreaux @AlejandroAris19]

All of these are awful by themselves but this one…I wanna hear the hoops required to jump through to make this not racist

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸 @creation247]

what happened?

[FuckCars @FuckCarsReddit]

Remember that modern trams only cost $20million per km. So with a $350billion budget, it means you could build 17500 km of new tram lines.

There’s so many solutions to car traffic, none of them include widening highways.

[parody of aleighjandreaux @AlejandroAris19]

@RiceMaker_ Bro no way they actually do this

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Another whole year and still silence from @spotify smh

[J @jerald_lew]

It's 2021 going on 2022 and @Spotify still hasn't added friend's listening list on mobile. The times....

[parody of aleighjandreaux @AlejandroAris19]

@KevBone_6 Bro is boiling goose 😭

[parody of aleighjandreaux @AlejandroAris19]

I have seen it all

[parody of aleighjandreaux @AlejandroAris19]

@brnthrnt “Claims” to live like this and talk like this. They don’t know the lore. He’s been about that life. He’s built his own old timey car. He’s about that action. Free energy fanatic. Dr. Parkinstein supremacy

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@valeriafariam All the replies agreeing…glad we all agree on hating fascists 🥰