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PhD. in metaphysics and astrology

[A @Alekschenko]

@KrogerSteroids I need to talk to you about your chemistry song please DM me

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@duolingo is the worst its ever been

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cant decide which disney starwars movie is the worst.. jk it’s obviously “The Rise of Skywalker” why is it even called that

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Statement by the American Society of Anesthesiologists:

“In an unprecedented move, Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield plans representing Connecticut, New York and Missouri have unilaterally declared it will no longer pay for anesthesia care if the surgery or procedure goes beyond an arbitrary time limit, regardless of how long the surgical procedure takes.

The American Society of Anesthesiologists calls on Anthem to reverse this proposal immediately.”

[A @Alekschenko]

@VernNotice OP lives in the state of Despair

[Elisabeth Richards @phibbyrichards]

@Alekschenko Hey I know this probably sounds insane but I think there is someone pretending to be you on a dating site, if you want you can dm me and I can explain

[A @Alekschenko]

@Amina_io @PopBase 🤦🏼‍♀️

[A @Alekschenko]

was trying to understand this yale lecture on Genomic Conflict when the professor cited David Haig’s ridiculous “Transfers and transitions: Parent–offspring conflict, genomic imprinting, and the evolution of human life history” and I realized prof is just #Enshittificationmaxxing

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genuinely meant it as a compliment when i said you look like Madeleine Sherwood

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which nation will be the first to put a parking lot on the moon?

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I saw a guy wearing Osiris shoes tonight, and I asked him if he sk8 s and he said no and I called him a poser and then I told him that I was kidding.

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@mizzlizzy78 @TMZ @chrisolivierr Who is most? you and your family? I did not know about it and I love her hit song the hotdogs go on.

[Nancy Sinatra @NancySinatra]

Passion is a wonderful thing to see in young people.

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@matthewdsegura because you’re American

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@CaliVincent2023 @princetreygbg @MattWallace888 Taylor Swift told me the umbrella is actually a gun in disguise

[A @Alekschenko]

@matthewdsegura is my heterosexual twitter equivalent of high school sweetheart

[A @Alekschenko]

shoutout to @matthewdsegura (my boyfriend) we are in a heterosexual Twitter relationship