Alejandro

[Alejandro @Alescopio]

@edgaralbarran ¿Dónde está Perris?

[Alejandro @Alescopio]

Los beisbolistas italianos tendrán el penne pero nosotros ponemos las caraotas ¿Qué? No, ya va, así no era

[Nu-Metal Respecter @Steeeeeeeevens]

*Leo wakes up from a successful mustache surgery* Where’s Pedro????

Doctor: who do you think gave you the mustache.

RT if you cried.

[Alejandro @Alescopio]

@ernestopintoj Chaleco antibolas

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

the next ayatollah should be a woman of color

[Alejandro @Alescopio]

A Bad Bunny solo le faltó amarrar a un ladrón a un poste

[orange™ @HorangelDavid]

Tras sufrir un episodio depresivo, Nicolás Maduro actualmente se encuentra en un delicado estado de salud en Centro de Detención Metropolitano de Brooklyn.

La abogada rusa, Olga Poklónskaya, compartió en redes sociales una actualización sobre su condición actual.

[Alejandro @Alescopio]

@VictorRaffalli Me imagino que tuviste que darle todo tu petróleo 😔

[Alejandro @Alescopio]

Tienen 24 horas para lanzar un McFlurry de Tequeños, están avisados

[Alejandro @Alescopio]

El señor del papagayo debe estar celebrando que por fin hoy toca gurrufío

[Alejandro @Alescopio]

Feliz día de la independencia

[Alejandro @Alescopio]

Estoy empezando a sospechar que no era un pote de humo

[Alejandro @Alescopio]

Bombardearon Venezuela antes del GTA VI

[Kyle Mann @The_Kyle_Mann]

If the Stranger Things writers wrote Lord of the Rings:

GANDALF: OK, so we've got to put the smackdown on this Ring thing. It can only be destroyed -

GIMLI: Don't worry - I got this. *hits it with an axe and falls* Ow.

GANDALF: - in the fires of Mount Doom.

BOROMIR: I just don't get it. Why can't we just fire this bad boy up and use it against Sauron? Boom. Headshot.

GANDALF: OK, so, think of Sauron like this Atari. *Clears off pedestal and slaps down an Atari and a copy of E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial.*

GANDALF: Now, if we destroy this copy of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, we might think it's gone forever. But -

ELROND: - but Atari still has the source code.

GANDALF: Right. *starts drawing on a transparent whiteboard* - But, if we destroy the source code -

LEGOLAS: ... the existing copies could be buried in a landfill, and they'd eventually go bad from corrosion.

GANDALF: Exactly. Destroy the source code -

ELROND: - destroy Sauron.

BOROMIR: Great. So how do we destroy this Source Code Ring? It's not like we can just hop on our skateboards and shred into Mordor.

LEGOLAS: Hang on though. If we gave the Ring to someone small enough -

GIMLI: - Sauron wouldn't be expecting it -

ELROND: - and we could chuck it right into the fire while he's busy trippin' over Minas Tirith.

GANDALF: - and then -

LEGOLAS: - no more E.T. *finger guns*

BOROMOR: It sounds crazy, but it just might work.

FRODO: Guys, I'm gay.

[Alejandro @Alescopio]

@Gianko Hallaca BDSM

[Alejandro @Alescopio]

@DanielMartinezD @AmeAloMex 60 porsia

[Alejandro @Alescopio]

@edgaralbarran @grok esto es real?

[Alejandro @Alescopio]

No esperaba lo del partido de hoy

[Alejandro @Alescopio]

@edgaralbarran @EsGaboruiz jajajajajajaja