Alessandra

I can't function without coffee...or food. Instagram & Snapchat: aleshatzie

[Alessandra @AleShatzie]

Cheese is the glue that keeps my life together. #gorda

[Alessandra @AleShatzie]

@MassRMV if I’m doing an out of country transfer, do I need to translate the documents needed to do this or can I bring them on their original language?

[Alessandra @AleShatzie]

Nevermind, people are way crazier than me. K, bai.

[Alessandra @AleShatzie]

@chndlerz They didn't do it, did they?

[Alessandra @AleShatzie]

So...this grieving thing, when does it end and why do I feel crazier than usual? #parasocialrelationship

[Alessandra @AleShatzie]

Is it too late to say #BringBackGoOn? @NBCGo_On

[matthew perry @MatthewPerry]

Immediate gratification takes too long.

[matthew perry @MatthewPerry]

Let's make stigmas a stigma. -I'm Mattman #mentalhealth

[Alessandra @AleShatzie]

@AaliyahPeters23 @MatthewPerry Same.

[matthew perry @MatthewPerry]

Upbeat people are a downer.

[Alessandra @AleShatzie]

@whirlpoolusa does NOT stand behind its appliances since they won’t replace my 2 month old fridge. What a disappointment. @whirlpoolusa will never come into my house again and I will make sure I spare others from this horrific experience with both the product & customer service.

[Alessandra @AleShatzie]

We’ve gotten used to having disposable everything, but when you buy a fridge from @whirlpoolusa you expect to last at least a few years. Nope. Bought a fridge 2 MONTHS ago and it has failed twice.

[Alessandra @AleShatzie]

@whirlpoolusa does NOT stand behind its appliances since they won’t replace my 2 month old fridge. What a disappointment. @whirlpoolusa will never come into my house again and I will make sure I spare others from this horrific experience with both the product & customer service.

[Alessandra @AleShatzie]

@HelloFresh my Meal Kit was supposed to arrive on Sunday, and now it says it will arrive on Tuesday. Apart from throwing off my week, how can I make sure my ingredients are still fresh? (More worried about the latter).

[Alessandra @AleShatzie]

Finally my husband’s @milkbarstore cake arrived one day late and it was old-tasting. The birthday boy called it “stale”. Sigh, so much money and preparation for this. #neveragainamilkbarcake don’t waste your money and got to your local patisserie. 😢

[Vulture @vulture]

“ … Okay.” https://t.co/doH81cA9RR

[Alessandra @AleShatzie]

Today is my husband’s birthday and I got him a @milkbarstore cake about a month ago for it to be delivered today (duh). Well, the cake arrives tomorrow by EOD. Such a disappointment since I ordered it so long ago. 1 day late is not good, wish I got my $ back bc they aren’t cheap!

[Alessandra @AleShatzie]

Mareeeee hace 12 años empezó mi aventura con Twitter. Ya lo voy a volver a usar. #Twitterversary

[Alessandra @AleShatzie]

@gwabiR Ok. Yo igual te amo. Háblame.

[Alessandra @AleShatzie]

@gwabiR Este twit es para que me empute, ¿verdad? 😒😒😒

[Ruth Harper-Rhode @ruthings]

Ok, game’s over now, @NBC, let’s go, move it along. No one cares. Time for @nbcsnl. #snl