Alex Morrison

I’m so broke I can barely afford to be funny.

[Alex Morrison @Alex601ross]

@MasterIntegrity @RevRayCistman Watchu talkin bout?

[Alex Morrison @Alex601ross]

Inflation is so high my Tinder date was a blow up doll. #tinder #dating

[Alex Morrison @Alex601ross]

Call me Tonight☎️

[Alex Morrison @Alex601ross]

Turkey isn’t the only thing gettin stuffed.. Happy Thanksgiving y’all ❤️

[Alex Morrison @Alex601ross]

I just realized my new girlfriend and pool have a lot in common..I take both of them to the gas station to air up💨

[Alex Morrison @Alex601ross]

They’re not gonna let you build the jets at Boeing if you keep burnin the burgers at Burger King. ✈️

[Alex Morrison @Alex601ross]

If I didn’t have Bad Luck, I wouldn’t have any at all. 🍀

[Alex Morrison @Alex601ross]

What this is?! 💙 https://t.co/QYurtX44qH via @theclapperapp

[Alex Morrison @Alex601ross]

What’s explained doesn’t need to be Understood.

[Alex Morrison @Alex601ross]

Let’s cum into this weekend like your girlfriend is wearing a NuvaRing 💦

[Alex Morrison @Alex601ross]

Gotta keep your head up like you overdosed on some penis pills. ⬆️

[Alex Morrison @Alex601ross]

I ain’t no Battery. I run on the Positive, you can keep the Negative.. ➕/➖

[Alex Morrison @Alex601ross]

Out here acting like you pulling game. Knowing good and well, last time you talked dirty to someone was thru a CB Radio with a handful of lotion while watching rodeo re-runs 🧴🤠

[Alex Morrison @Alex601ross]

Not all who Wander are Lost but most who are Lost, Wonder. 🧭🤔

[Alex Morrison @Alex601ross]

We’re all like the future. If we don’t come once a day, we got problems.💦

[Alex Morrison @Alex601ross]

Happy Labor Day especially for the Big Booty Ladies!🍑 Y’all working overtime carrying all that ass around.❤️

[Alex Morrison @Alex601ross]

It’s hot out there fellas. Don’t let a Dollar General sundress turn into syphilis, six kids and a station wagon.

[Alex Morrison @Alex601ross]

Dudes paying for their girls gas are a modern day Sugar Daddy.

[Alex Morrison @Alex601ross]

Be careful who you sit at the table with,not everyone is trying to eat.

[Alex Morrison @Alex601ross]

I hate people and the folks that had them. 🤪