Alex Evans, DNP, AGACNP-BC

Gainesville, GA ➡️ Athens, GA. Graduate of @universityofgeorgia and @aug_university x2. DNP, AGACNP-BC in Hospital Medicine. Avid UGA dawg fan.

[Alex Evans, DNP, AGACNP-BC @Alex_Evans]

@NLN As an NP… this is painfully embarrassing. Who is thinking: YES! Let’s crank out more, less prepared NPs while simultaneously advocating for full practice rights! Like please let’s continue to feed the narrative/stigma against us as a profession

[Alex Evans, DNP, AGACNP-BC @Alex_Evans]

@RadiNabulsi Kadarius Toney should be available

[Robert Oubre, MD | The Doctor of Documentation @Dr_Oubre]

What is your most frequented UpToDate article?

Mine is by far the hyponatremia algorithm.

[Alex Evans, DNP, AGACNP-BC @Alex_Evans]

@bigcuddyy @MikeBellATL Bro I laughed so hard at this, +1

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

🔴 Happy Falcons Friday 🔴

RT for a chance to win this signed @CalaisCampbell jersey!!!

[Alex Evans, DNP, AGACNP-BC @Alex_Evans]

@AtlantaFalcons @kylepitts__ Don’t throw him a party, throw him a football

[Celina 52 Truck Stop @celinatruckstop]

Piss Jugman is here until 6pm today to teach truckers proper pee disposal. Jugman is "pissed" at all the jugs he's found laying in the parking lot. "Urine trouble" if you don't dispose properly.

Kids can get their picture taken with Piss Jugman for only $5 from 4-6pm today

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Jimmy Buffett turned margaritas and singing about being a beach bum into a billion dollar empire, which should automatically make him a Top 5 all-time American.

Today is a day of mourning. 🦜

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Florida football is the Thursday sitcom we haven’t had since Parks and Rec

[Alex Evans, DNP, AGACNP-BC @Alex_Evans]

@ATLUTD @DrinkBODYARMOR Blueberry pomegranate.

[Alex Evans, DNP, AGACNP-BC @Alex_Evans]

@NifMuhammad https://t.co/My2nljqFYl

Shirt is 50% off now. Must’ve discounted it knowing Tatum is wearing it and is getting swept tonight.

[Alex Evans, DNP, AGACNP-BC @Alex_Evans]

@ChrisCarrollMD Expected acute blood loss anemia from anticoagulation isn’t a thing. Never is the answer not this every month or two nonsense

[Alex Evans, DNP, AGACNP-BC @Alex_Evans]

@RTR076 @ChrisMcCulleyTV @abc3340 @BarstoolAlabama I wish I could help you because I also hate Auburn but your Bama math ain’t math-ing. Normal spring game is O1’s/D2’s vs O2’s/D1’s. That’s 44 players. If you are playing someone else, you’re playing half that many.

[Alex Evans, DNP, AGACNP-BC @Alex_Evans]

@gretchemaben Athens, GA is a special place!

[Alex Evans, DNP, AGACNP-BC @Alex_Evans]

@reverendofdoubt

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@DuchessSexpert

[Alex Evans, DNP, AGACNP-BC @Alex_Evans]

@DuchessSexpert @kerionmywayward @murderandmeds @ChaosandCaths @PA_Stressed_ @_missbunn I have stayed in this exact room before. The velvet chairs are in the rooftop bar. Cool spot, but can’t get past the fact they served my bourbon to me in a plastic tumbler that looked like a glass instead of a *real* glass

[Alex Evans, DNP, AGACNP-BC @Alex_Evans]

@efunkEM ~.:*BuT wHaT aBoUt ThEiR HEART sCoRe*:.~

[wes @wesj_42]

AJC gotta be punching air right now since Stet was in Dallas last night and not at Toppers.

[Alex Evans, DNP, AGACNP-BC @Alex_Evans]

@Dr_Oubre SIRS: 2/4 sirs criteria
Sepsis: SIRS + infection
Severe sepsis: sepsis with end organ damage
Septic shock: severe sepsis refractory to resuscitation measures- ie: pressors