Alex

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

why go to therapy when i can run people over on GTA

[BossLogic @Bosslogic]

"I love you in every universe" #DoctorStrange #MultiverseOfMadness #mom

[Sam @sam_a_r]

the way this scene from Tots TV is an absolute masterclass in passive aggression… no hollywood production has ever come close

[best of jake & amy @peraltiagodaily]

"i decided to ask amy to marry me all on my own on april 28th"

[izzy @spidermannwh]

it’s march 31st so happy april ludgate accidentally scheduling 94 meetings for ron swanson day to all who celebrate

[best of line of duty @bestoflod]

the greatest twitter interaction

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Just when you think this thing can't get any funnier, it tops itself. Wait for it.

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

ME WATCHING ANY MARVEL MOVIE AFTER ENDGAME:
Wait, so society is expected to just carry on as if this insane collective trauma never happened? That’s ridiculous.

ME IN 2022:
Oh.

[Spider-Man Movie @SpiderManMovie]

i work for the people too

[Ciara Knight @Ciara_Knight]

Dads when they see someone reversing

[@me @gucci_feelingz]

Depression isn’t just dark rooms and endless crying. Sometimes it’s getting up, going to work, smiling all day, and then coming home to sit quietly in front of your TV, on your phone until it’s time to go to bed, and do it all over again.. .

[ℝ𝕠𝕓𝕓𝕚 𝕂 💙 @Robbi_K_]

@DrSelvarajah

[Olivia Foster @LivsFoster]

Oh good. It’s the season where you put a load of washing on the airer on Monday and 45 working days later it’s still damp.

[Danielle Peazer @DaniellePeazer]

This is why I love Twitter 🤣🙌🏼

[feminist next door @emrazz]

I do not want to be warm I want to be cold and then made warm by a blanket why is this difficult to understand

[Panic! At The TL @Puff_Iya]

“Oh I’ve actually been vaccinated for about 3 months now. Side effects weren’t too bad but I’ve been convincing Dwight that I’m slowly turning into a zombie. I started off groaning and pretending I didn’t notice it. Now I just Google brains and stare at them. . .hungrily.”