Alex

not funny enough to be a comedian so I became a lawyer. Arguably the bigger joke of a career.

[Alex @Alex_overload]

Shopping at target is not a personality.

[Alex @Alex_overload]

I bought books my first semester, realized my Law school library had all the required books plus a giant scanner/printer and never bought a book again!

[Recovering Carceral Feminist-Ask Me How! @LeighGoodmark]

Being on the other side (the student side) of law school is an experience. I’m embarrassed that I didn’t realize how ridiculously expensive books had gotten. Even with used books, could be close to $1000 this semester. That’s criminal (pun intended)!

[Alex @Alex_overload]

If you refer to this site as anything other than twitter youre an enabler and a huge dork.

[Alex @Alex_overload]

Fireworks under a blood moon feels right.

[Alex @Alex_overload]

"We're rejecting your filing because the totally arbitrary and made up return date should be a thurday, not a monday. We're not going to do anything on that date anyway and will take over 6 months to decide a routine motion, but we're a serious court with real rules." 🙄🙄

[Lemkin Institute for Genocide Prevention @LemkinInstitute]

The @LemkinInstitute is deeply concerned about Azerbaijan’s most recent attack on the Armenian border village of Tegh. #Azerbaijan has faced no serious consequences from the international community for its violations of international law with regards to #Armenian territory and the Armenian people. We call on the international community to take immediate action in protecting and recognizing the rights of Armenians and to not allow these transgressions to go unpunished.

Read more here:
https://t.co/GsN9Z9cR8Z

[Alex @Alex_overload]

Courier new is an awful font for awful people.

[Alex @Alex_overload]

Imagine NOT filing a notice of appeal after a trial loss.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Alex Murdaugh files a notice to appeal his convictions in the murders of his wife and son. https://t.co/8ciRq2rb9X

[Alex @Alex_overload]

Having to call judges 'honorable' or 'your honor' is weird and cringey

[Alex @Alex_overload]

All these long ass tweets are the nail in the coffin of this forsaken app.

[Alex @Alex_overload]

Finally!!!!!

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Covid-19 vaccinations will no longer be mandatory for New York City municipal workers, Mayor Eric Adams said Monday https://t.co/Gm9fePP55B

[Alexa Gagosz @AlexaGagosz]

After writing about her father's jewelry factory, I reached out to @alexandani founder Carolyn Rafaelian to see what she was up to.

I never thought she'd respond, but hours later, I received a text inviting me to lunch.

That was June 2021.

This morning:
https://t.co/ulby67ox5E

[Alex @Alex_overload]

My honest long-term out of office email reply: "I'll be back in 6 months, If this is an emergency, you might just be fucked. Sorry. Good luck tho"

[Alex @Alex_overload]

The full list is wild. Scrapping a totally sensible system for chaos numbers. Very Rhode Island.

[Steph Machado @StephMachado]

Behold: The new Providence exit numbers for 95 North

(old number on the left, new in the middle column)

Happening later this month

[Alex @Alex_overload]

@wasserman_matt After singas debacle, that would be great. I could see Hochul going a more progressive route, but wouldnt be surprised if it went the other way in the wake of the gun issues. I think it weirdly leaves room for "tough on crime" to become a "progressive" stance...

[Alex @Alex_overload]

What are the chances the Court of Appeals gets better after this? I'd think you cant do worse than Difiore but ya never know

[Alex @Alex_overload]

Every interaction ive ever had with the police confirms that theyre trash. Without exception

[Alex @Alex_overload]

Its weird to thank your boss for a standard raise

[Alex @Alex_overload]

Sending a zoom link in a teams meeting invite link is true chaos and I love it.

[Alex @Alex_overload]

its fuckin nuts that the government has any power over health care in general, they cant even maintain roads and infrastructure, and we give them any power to dictate what our healthcare options are? Lets just embrace anarchy and see where that goes.