"Master, you may have noticed that the chain of the collar around my neck has changed and it's larger now, yes?"
"Oh, yes, I noticed. I've always wondered why you wear that. What about it?".
"Now you can grab onto it during sex, let's say... doggystyle position, for example?"
"I guess that makes sen— What the fuck?!”
"What the fuck indeed, Master. This is also part of my duties as your maid".
"Belfast?!"
"I’m looking forward to the next time we spend some quality time together, Master".